let's say you meet a genie...

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Chromanin

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1. The Necronomicon
2. Green Lantern Ring
3. Portal Gun
4. Persona Evoker
5. God Gundam
6. Dragon Balls(Earth set)
7. DeLorean Time Machine
8. Holy Grail(Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade)
9. Batmobile
10. Infinity Gauntlet
 

Bags159

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I wish for a fictional item that gives me infinite restriction free wishes.
 

Vault boy Eddie

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Psycho Cat Industries said:
Vault boy Eddie said:
Psycho Cat Industries said:
Vault boy Eddie said:
Psycho Cat Industries said:
Simple,take the mind control device from scribblenauts and the genie is now my wish factory.
You sir, win one free PSN, all yours, no charge.
Good,lets beef up the security.GENIE GET ON IT!
Crap, the genie just got hacked, he now only grants anti-semitic wishes and stole everyone's credit card and sold it to the Nigerian prince :-S
Then my next wish is for a nazi genie which is under my command and is unhackable!
HOORAY! PSN is saved!!!
 
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Vault boy Eddie said:
Psycho Cat Industries said:
Vault boy Eddie said:
Psycho Cat Industries said:
Vault boy Eddie said:
Psycho Cat Industries said:
Simple,take the mind control device from scribblenauts and the genie is now my wish factory.
You sir, win one free PSN, all yours, no charge.
Good,lets beef up the security.GENIE GET ON IT!
Crap, the genie just got hacked, he now only grants anti-semitic wishes and stole everyone's credit card and sold it to the Nigerian prince :-S
Then my next wish is for a nazi genie which is under my command and is unhackable!
HOORAY! PSN is saved!!!
By a Nazi no less,but at least you can now play Portal 2.Heck,since I own it now,Psp rain shall fall from the sky.(lol)
 

Arehexes

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I would wish for it to end all human life except for mine, and he will turn me into some odd animal since I said end all human life and I can't be a human and make that wish valid :p.
 

Paksenarrion

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Ring of Sustenance

Pokemon Technical Manual that teaches Hiten Mitsurugi

Something that grants immortality.
 

rekabdarb

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ChildofGallifrey said:
The Sonic Screwdriver from Doctor Who

The TARDIS from Doctor Who

The Doctor's immense knowledge; Doctor Who

Ramona's subspace bag from Scott Pilgrim

The coin purse accessory from Chrono Cross that gives you 127% the amount whenever you earn money.

A functioning lightsaber.

A Green Lantern ring.

That food synthesizing machine from Spy Kids that just makes a whole meal of your choice appear out of thin air.

The armor from the Crysis games.

And lastly, the shape shifting powers of Alex Mercer from Prototype
No (laser screwdriver Master has)

yes

yes

No, I'd get the bag the chick who's name i can't remember from harry potter has (hermine? hermin whatever that one)

Yes

Yes

Yes

Yes

Yes

And No, I think I'd go with Cole's lightning powers. I love me lightning
 

Ellen of Kitten

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Well for starters, I'd ask the Genie to hold on a minute while I get my D&D 3.5 DMG book for the magic item reference. :) Then I'd get me a portal gun. Then, jeez, I dunno. Rings of Wishing? For lols? :)

CM156 said:
A portal gun
I knew I'd be ninja'd. :)
 

spartan231490

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Portal Gun
Ring of invisibility
Ring of sustenance
Ring of X-ray vision
Staff of Lightning bolt
Archmage's spellbook
Zatnikitel(spelling? Sg-1)
Ironman's suit
Gundam Freedom
Master ball
????????
Profit!
 

ChildofGallifrey

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rekabdarb said:
No (laser screwdriver Master has)
Ah, but think about it: I've already got something that can shoot lasers (the Ring), a sword made of laser, and a suit capable of absorbing lasers. I don't, however, have anything that can lock/unlock any door, hack any computer (including ATM's) and scan for any substance that has ever existed ever. For me, at least, it would be much more beneficial to have the Sonic. I admit, it would be cool to be able to age people into dust, but it doesn't seem very practical.
 

Drakmorg

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Let's see...
1) Rico Rodriguez's magic momentum canceling grappling hook.
2) Rico Rodriguez's magic pack of infinite parachutes.
3) A Lightsaber
4) Another Lightsaber
5) The Godhand
6) Vamp's Nanomachines
7) Time Traveling Delorean
8) Hmmm....
9) Well...?
10) I got nothing.

The first two are so I can pull off that flying maneuver where you grapple the ground to give yourself more momentum while parachute gliding so I can just fly about wherever I want. As well as doing other grappling hook and parachute-y things.
Then the Lightsabers, Godhand, and nanomachines make me completely unkillable.
Also the Delorean will let me go around and check out history.
With that stuff I can pretty much do whatever the hell I want.
 

kfwanderer

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1. A cross-symbiot combining the powers of Carnage and Venom without any weaknesses or side-effects.
2. The enhanced Soul Reaver wraithblade from Legacy of Kain: Defiance.
3. A spikard. (It's a ring from a book you've probably never heard of, but it gives the wearer unlimited magical energy and is like a spell-processor.)
4. The worms that infected Fry on Futurama.
5. A home computer like Jarvis from Iron Man, fanatically loyal to me, with replicator technology like in Star Trek and an unlimited power source.
6. Spice Melange from Dune.
7. The potion that grants super-abilities from that TV series Heroes.
8. The tattoo that granted Jade the ability to conjur ShadowKahn warriors. (Those who get that reference now understand just how much of a geek I really am.)
9. The Master Materia Kadaj used in Final Fantasty: Advent Children.
10. Fruit from the Tree of Might. (Old Dragonball Z reference)

Boo-ya. Cower, mortals.
 

Lunar Templar

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i don't want stuffs though!! wait o.0 ...

a wallet that always has no less then $500 in cash in it(refreshes once a day at midnight)

an A-10 Thunderbolt 2, fully loaded, and with unlimited flight clearance(Fuel 'refreshes' at 1/10 remaining, Ammo as needed)


>.> son of a ...
i could be really happy with just those 2 really,
 

Lunar Templar

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Kitsuna10060 said:
i don't want stuffs though!! wait o.0 ...

a wallet that always has no less then $500 in cash in it(refreshes once a day at midnight)

an A-10 Thunderbolt 2, fully loaded, and with unlimited flight clearance(Fuel 'refreshes' at 1/10 remaining, Ammo as needed)


>.> son of a ...
i could be really happy with just those 2 really,
I THOUGHT OF ANOTHER!!

those 2 PLUS!!

:D an electric guitar, i mean 'i know how to use' what ever i wish for right? screw you guys, I'm going for rock godhood

hehe, a magic 'do what ever i want and get away with it' badge >:) (this + the A10 = LOTS of bad days for people i don't like)

Gurren Laggan :D giant robot god modeing at its best (would have access to Arc/Super Galactic/Tengen Toppa/Super Tenegen Toppa forms)

a computer, packed with ALL the software/hardware to make a AAA quality game, again by the rules in place, I'd 'know how to use it'

that combat suit Justice is in (Guilty Gear)

a book of magic, mostly transformation spells :)p screw being human and male after that)

yeah, I'm good with that
 

Klarinette

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OOH! I wish for the Genie from Aladdin. That guy didn't fuck around and make me specify what I could wish for. This totally qualifies! Also, I don't feel I need 10 wishes, really.


...oh, fuck it, I totally want a lightsaber :D And The Force!!! Although, that's not a physical thing, so that one might not count.
 

Helscreama

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I would wish for:

1.The God-Emperors Powers (Warhammer 40k)

2. The God-Emperors Knowledge (Also 40k)

3. The Ability to produce (en mass) Space Marines (Astarte ^.^)

Put Genie back in bottle. Pack away..

Begin world domination while planning Galactic domination

Done
 

Death God

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I'd be set with these:

The Fire Tonic from Bioshock.
The Fountain of Youth
Excalibur
Portal Gun
Pokeball with a level 100 Charizard in it
Dagger of Time from Prince of Persia
Jack Sparrow's Compass
Infinite lava from Minecraft
Mitus's Golden Hand from Alladin
A werewolf pet