let's say you meet a genie...

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Leemaster777

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I can wish for ten fictional items? Cool, I wish for the magic lamp from Aladdin ten times.

Thirty wishes, bitches.
 

Death on Trapezoids

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Pipboy from fallout with no weight limit
portal gun
chell's anti-squish boots
terran marine armor
the red faction sledgehammer
A Hercules Dropship
The Odin
a chainsword
a plasma cutter
another genie

let's see...
With my bottomless well of genies, I'd probably go through the halo vehicles, starcraft vehicles, the cure for cancer, +3 boots of butt kicking, lightsabers, Space Marine armor/terminator armor, a pan galactic gargleblaster, various space vessels...

I wonder if a portal into fictional universes counts as a fictional item? If it does, that would be my first and last wish from the genie, simply because I'd have all the things I want, needing only to scribble down a universe to enter containing the items I desire. Plus, I'd be able to actually meet the characters!
 

Gaiseric

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1. A Guyver
2. The ZF-1 from The Fifth Element
3. A device that is part of me that bestows upon me any powers I want, be permanent unless I want one gone and be able to will things into existence(no downsides).
4. A magic pocket that carries everything and anything I may ever need(and it is invisible to everyone but me)
5. The fighting prowess of Jason Bourne, the guy from Taken, Bond, military personal, ninjas, Captain America, Task Master, and Deadpool.(The machine above can add more later)
6. A Lawgiver from Judge Dredd
.....dammit I can't think of anymore.
 

rekabdarb

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ChildofGallifrey said:
rekabdarb said:
No (laser screwdriver Master has)
Ah, but think about it: I've already got something that can shoot lasers (the Ring), a sword made of laser, and a suit capable of absorbing lasers. I don't, however, have anything that can lock/unlock any door, hack any computer (including ATM's) and scan for any substance that has ever existed ever. For me, at least, it would be much more beneficial to have the Sonic. I admit, it would be cool to be able to age people into dust, but it doesn't seem very practical.
Yes but I recall the Master saying the laser screwdriver was pretty much the same thing as the sonic... expect it could age people as well. He put the device that um whats his face lazarus used in the previous episode.
 

guchifaN7

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1. Four sets of working sburb server/client disks (Homestuck)
2. A sylladex (composed of 20 captchalogue cards)(Homestuck)
3. A strife portfolio with 3 empty strife specibi (Homestuck)
4. A detailed map to my quest bed (Homestuck)
5. An infinite supply of all types of grist (Homestuck)
6. An Omnitool (Mass Effect Series)
7. An infinite supply of ink for my newly alchemized ghost image printer (Homestuck)
8. The Blueblood Sword (Demon's Souls)
9. Vriska's ability to steal Luck (Homestuck)
10. The Normandy SR2 (Mass Effect Series)

Yeah, if this was real, I'd be seeing lot's of fun in my future.
 

Ldude893

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-Gravity Gun
-Lightsaber
-Portal Gun
-Weighted Companion Cube
-A friendly Aperture Science turret
-Wheatley
-TARDIS
-Operating manuel for the TARDIS
-Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
-The Jetpack in Steamboy
 

Pearwood

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I'd wish to become a Mary Sue. I can totally handle losing all my dignity for the sake of a life of happiness where everyone bows to my will. I'd also want the powers of a god and the phone number of whoever plays Lisbeth Salander in the Milennium films. I'll also second a portal gun. The other wishes would be reserved to correct any problems that come up in the previous wishes.
 

nukethetuna

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1. Kizaru's Devil Fruit in One Piece. Pretty safe all purpose bet.

The only other sure one I can think of is a device that nullifies all of you other folks' crazy wishes. The world would be way too chaotic for me to even enjoy/begin to think about what to use my other 8 wishes on!
 

Saelune

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Im thinking all 10 would be from Dungeons and Dragons. For example, The Ring of Three Wishes...er, Infinite Wishes now. Loopholes!
 

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Failing that, a portal gun, a bunch of magical thingies from fantasy worlds and maybe the Normandy. :p
 

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A TARDIS
11th Doctors Sonic Screwdriver
Portal Gun
Batmobile
Iron Man Bleeding edge armor
Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch
Ebony and Ivory (Dante's Guns)
Rebellion (Dante's Sword)
The Grapple Gun (Just Cause 2)
and... Jim's derapapp - My captcha