Lets say you took over the world.

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Om Nom Nom

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1. No change. "Earth" works just fine.

2. About the same as Skele, really.

3. No dress code.

4. Free speech. But if you decide to shit-talk to people, don't whine about getting your ass kicked (unless you've got injuries more serious than some surface bruising the law isn't going to fight back for you).

5. Clint Mansell - Moon OST #1 - Welcome to Lunar Industries [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lAfMT5FIZE]

seminoob said:
also it would be better if you asked what our plans as world leader would be...
I'm going to detail mine anyway. >:V Because I have some time to burn and feel like rambling.

First thing would be to dissolve all corporations and take over their operation. All of them. No exceptions. The jobs people have at the time won't be changed straight away.

I'll then have a universal surveillance system put in place; as in, full coverage monitoring, absolutely everywhere. People will be specifically notified that free speech isn't altered; no one will be punished for calling me a dictator asshole for example. Unless a law is broken, or the emergency services are needed, no action is taken and the recordings are stored away in a central server.

A rewrite of all laws could then happen, taking advantage of the surveillance. Practically, little will change. Various drugs would be legalized (information on how to responsibly use them would be made freely available as well); punishments involving incarceration will be replaced with forced labour and other, crime-specific penalties; and copyright laws would be changed to allow content to be used freely as long as the original author is credited. DRM would no longer be used, and content produced more than 5 years ago is offered at greatly reduced prices. 15+ years old content is provided as freeware. The age of consent will be set to 18, with a 12-month-gap rule for age 14-18 (plus an extra 1-month-gap on top within which the penalties, which consist of labour and isolation from people below 18, are reduced).

Any rights to carry weapons are also revoked. Carrying a lethal weapon is given a stiff penalty; using said lethal weapons is considered a serious crime; and using lethal weaponry on other people in any capacity is given the highest possible penalty.

For only the most serious crimes, a person may be forced to take part in trials of possibly dangerous new technologies.

In parallel to the law rewrites, currencies will be merged into a standard 'credit', with existing wealth being converted automatically (physical monies can be exchanged at the appropriate recycling facilities).

The education system would then be changed. In particular, the model will be changed from set curriculum and test based to something more adaptable and general aptitude based. In particular, the mandatory education ages will be changed to 5-13. Human anatomy will be added to the Science field, with a focus on sexual education in the final mandatory year. Physical Education would be changed to teach various styles of self defence with non-lethal force, and how to minimize injury in special circumstances. Religious studies would be altered to give a more balanced view, and to remove overlaps with History. Further education would be optional.

With the education changes, a work scheme would be introduced. When mandatory education is finished and further education isn't taken, a job (4-day/24-hour week + 2 month off-time for 13-18; 5-day/40-hour + 1 month off-time for 18-50; 5-day/30-hour + 2 month off-time for 50+) is given in a field most suited (as is proven during education, with pay set to the individual's performance). People already in work at the time could either take aptitude tests to figure out where they'd do best or keep doing what they already do. Also, direct profiteering is made illegal; private transactions require (free) official vetting to (literally) obliterate scamming and the black-market.

At this point, taxing can be abolished. Also, the entertainment industry will be kept going, with a 5% (of total disposable global income) budget. Including all categories of porn (yes, all, with the categorical ratio set to how many times each is searched for).

The internet at this point can be expanded on and further decentralized (more 'backbone' routes made available), and hosting services can be provided (self-hosting is only allowed for non-profit purposes). Content filtering is also applied (as in, pages containing offensive or age-restricted material direct to a warning page that details the content, with a link to proceed). Peer-2-Peer is made the standard download method, with the limit of simultaneous connections per user increased to a sensibly high number (200 perhaps). Illegal content is filtered, with a notification in it's place letting the user know why content is missing and what specific law it breaches.

Internet anonymity would be upheld and enforced (illegal to share another person's details online; a person's own details are shared at their own risk).

At this point, people who don't have a computer in their home are offered a basic one for no charge. A recycling scheme is also enacted; old hardware may be turned in for a reduced price on new parts. Computer technology development is redirected to better balance performance, reliability and efficiency.

Healthcare will be provided for no cost, except in cases that are considered self-inflicted (includes recreational drug usage, suicide attempts and injuries sustained while committing an illegal act). Medical problems and injuries caused by criminal actions are billed to the person that committed the crimes.

And, finally, research can begin on important technology to survival and expansion (fusion technology, medicines, extra-terrestrial habitation and transportation, bio-fuels, biomechanical technology and genetic manipulation, nanomechanical technology, remote detection 'sensors' technologies, defensive technologies such as shielding, communication-purposed quantum entanglement research, and so on...).

Wouldn't I be a nice overlord? :p
 

Nouw

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1.Terra
2.My flag would be a Hawk in a background of Green
3.The Dress will be a suit. Always a suit
4.They would talk normally like they do now
5.National Anthem? It would be What a Wonderful World by Louis Armstrong
 

Emissary Laito

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What would be the worlds new name?
I have no intention of changing the name of the world.
What would be the point?
If I have to though, Earth-land.

What would be your flag?
Eh, I just like the design.

What would be the dress of the people?
Um... everyone would wear dresses?
*shrugs*
I don't see the need to tell people what to wear.
Unless they are in one of my many armies.

How would the people talk?
With outrageously posh accents.
Again, I don't see the point, but this one I'm more likely to try and enforce.
Because it's funny.

And what would be your national anthem?
This [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBAay9nPtOU].
Yeah...

On a side note, I'd probably be assassinated soon after taking my position.
People are irritating like that, and have something against world leaders.
*sigh*
 

Ursus Astrorum

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1) Earth is fine.
2) The flag of Ottawa, only with a solid royal blue background.

3) I'm not going to limit the freedom of my people by demanding a planetary uniform. However, pants on the ground will be frowned upon.
4) Elven would become the new world language. Because it's pretty.
5) 4'33" [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HypmW4Yd7SY]
 

Frequen-Z

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What would be the worlds new name?

Earth A.

What would be your flag?


What would be the dress of the people?

Casual clothes, literally anything they want. The only outlawed clothing are fursuits.

How would the people talk?

English?

And what would be your national anthem?

 

Smeg_head

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1. Republic of Kaith(Kai-iith)The people: Kithians
2. 3 fighter jets streaking across the flag from the bottom right to the bottom left. I can't be bother deciding on colours right now, prolly green background, white planes.
3. Military style 8D with a side of slight casual. Colour scheme is free choice.
4. In a difficult Chinese dialect so as to confuse people and create hilarious social scenes
5. The Firefly theme song(This planet is perfect, any attempts to leave will be met with the end of your misery, thank us later ^^)
 

Captain Pirate

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1) The United Nations of Awesome
2) The English flag, 'cept with a blue star in the centre.
3) Whatever the fuck they want. Unless it's offensive or something like that.
4) In English, Italian, Or Russian.
5) All Eyes on the Saint by Enter Shikari. And the British national anthem for the new world's capital, Britain.

EDIT: Scarecrow 8, I want you to rule the world.
 

ThePirateMan

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What would be the worlds new name?
What would be your flag?
What would be the dress of the people?
How would the people talk?
And what would be your national anthem?

1: Terra
2: A half-blue, half-green flag with planet earth in the middle.
3: They can wear whatever they want to except for really.. offensive and deranged stuff.
4: They would speak english in various silly dialects and accents.
5: Hmm, I think I'd just let each region (formerly nation) keep their own anthem and then have something like the terran theme from Starcraft 1 be the world's anthem.
 

The Righteous One

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Name: United Earth Federation
Flag: Probably the Flag of the EU maybe change the colors abit
Dress: Something like 1920 dress code all man in uniforms all women in dresses:p
Language: Dutch would become the language of science, high society and the language of the court followed by English. But people will be allowed to speak their native languages
Anthem: Modified version of Blowin' in the Wind by Bob Dylan
 

MazzaTheFirst

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Name: Bob. (You don't like Bob?)
Flag: A tiger. So every time I see said flag I can say, 'Tiger. Tiger tiger.' (Kung Pow - Enter the Fist.)
Dress code: Chrome. Anything really, but MUST be chrome.
Language: Anything is good. I'll leave the languages alone.
Anthem: "Oh Gooooood. Please don't let me die today! Tomorrow would be soooo much better!" Every morning it would be mandatory to sing, errr say, this anthem. Short and sweet, that is how I like it.

RhombusHatesYou said:
I wouldn't want to take over the world. All you whiny shits would expect me to fix things if I did. Fuck that for a game of soldiers.
Bwahahaha, well said.
 

katsumoto03

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1. City 17

2. A flag featuring the devil handsign

3. Fedoras for everyone.

4. Everyone would talk like HK-47. (Or an Elcore, whichever you want)

5. B.Y.O.B. by System of a Down.
 

Goldeneye103X2

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1. Another or Trace
It's an abtract name, and a homage to one my favorite game series of all time.
2.Maybe a Side-on revolver facing the left, with another upside-down reolver facing the right.
or This:
3.I wouldn't really change clothing. Although I'd like more people to wear fedoras and leather jackets. Typical awesome stuff.
4.Cockney, scottish, and American accents. Japanese and Russian will be part of the general school curriculum
5.The Fountain by Pendulum.
 

Rarhnor

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1. Metus (latin for 'fear')
2. this [http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs40/f/2009/018/9/c/Armored_Core_Emblem_2_by_EmoPuppyGirl.jpg]
3. Why change a factor that potentially turns people against eachother, but preserves the control..?
4. No language change. For the sake of the control.
5. Hope Runs Deep by Steve Jablonsky
 

WolfThomas

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I would change nothing, just live in a secure biodome/fortess on top of mount everest with lots of beautiful women and luxuries. And occasionally bring my wraith down onto people.
 

neoman10

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TheStickman said:
Name: 'Earthy, Watery Place, But Mostly Water'

Flag:

Dress Code: Top hats, monocles and canes are mandatory for all men. Women can dress however.

How People Would Talk: In English.

National Anthem:


NOTE: Songs from Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band (yes, I know Strawberry Fields Forever isn't from that album (on that note, Penny Lane is also on the list of what the anthem may be)) may replace the anthem for an unspecified amount of time.
Sgt. Pepper approves
 

ShrooM_DoughKiD

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What would be the worlds new name?
1.0 (one point oh)

What would be your flag?
My overlordish Symbol

What would be the dress of the people?
Whatever i deem to be fashionable

How would the people talk?
They wouldn't

And what would be your national anthem?
Simultaneous humming of a certain note.