Let's talk about Hell, baby.

[godevit]

Why? It doesn't exist.

 

[Ignignoct]

I am so fucking sick of people preaching.

I don't even care what they're preaching for, or if they're serious.
I just want them all to die.

What if they're preaching for the death of preachers?

 

[dmase]

One of my dreams is to open up a street called "The Highway to Hell."That,and open up a hotel called the "Take Your Shit And Leave Inn."

You should put it right next the restraunt in Nags Head North Carolina that says, eat and get the hell out.

 

[Ignignoct]

If we didn't have Free will then we wouldn't have hell

think about it carefully

Nnnnnnope, that's all God's discretion.

Did you know he could've just chosen to reincarnate the souls that lived on earth without finding the lucky easter egg of the One True Religion instead of lumping them into a realm that was intended for Lucifer and the 1/3 of Heaven's Angels that followed him?

It's a fact! =D

Read the Bible, kids.

 

[Kazturkey]

Death to all extremists!! But seriously, anyone who tries to kill people or force their views on them is an idiot.

Do none of them realise that the muslim and christian gods are supposedly the SAME PERSON? Muhammed heard of the idea of one god, and was (supposedly) spoken to by him in a cave somewhere. The only real difference in the two religions are the guy's NAME. That and a couple of commandments, and whether jesus was in fact the messiah. (No, by the way, it's obviously Obama.)

/satire

 

[Zersy]

If we didn't have Free will then we wouldn't have hell

think about it carefully

Nnnnnnope, that's all God's discretion.

Did you know he could've just chosen to reincarnate the souls that lived on earth without finding the lucky easter egg of the One True Religion instead of lumping them into a realm that was intended for Lucifer and the 1/3 of Heaven's Angels that followed him?

It's a fact! =D

Read the Bible, kids.

WOW !

 

[Zombie_Fish]

I was so waiting for there to be a rickroll or something but no, that was actually serious.

Personally, I don't care. Any recording or book can be about as truthful as Harry Potter or a Jonas Brothers song (Usually I refer to James Blunt for crap music but he's not even worthy of being referred to in a thread about hell), however, in return, you can't prove that anything doesn't exist as it may be discovered for all you know, so I'm neither for or against this being the sounds of hell.

 

[LewsTherin]

I am so fucking sick of people preaching.

I don't even care what they're preaching for, or if they're serious.
I just want them all to die.

Do I know you from somewhere?

 

[Pimppeter2]

Christ, people need to know when to shut the fuck up

 

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

I just watched a particually preachy video on Youtube about supposed "Sounds of Hell" which were basically a bunch of tortured screams. I personally made various jokes at the video's expense, including one involving Michigan, despite the fact that I'm a devoute Christian.

I would like to know how my fellow Escapists feel about this video. I for one think it isn't real, but I'm only one man.

Here's the video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6h2dZ51iy8

Actually, I've heard some other things about this. Apparently there's a little more to the tape that wasn't included, and it sounds a little more convincingly like hell than that did.
Anyway, it is kind of scary, but you know, here it is anyway:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExCnVZQGgGI

...........I have seen a true vision of Hell.......and it involves effeminate white-haired men singing.

Where in god's name did you find this, and did you just basically Rick Roll me?

 

[Thunderhorse31]

It's crap like this that makes people doubt the truth-claims of genuine Christianity. The people who made this probably still maintain that the Earth is center of the solar system...

 

[Ciran]

Exactly, I've always maintained that kids are the most terrible STD ever. The most insidious thing about them is that they often manage to make the host feel some affection towards them, allowing them to grow to the stage where it's possible to legally cure yourself. Illegally however... just don't tell the cops to look in the garden, under the rosebushes, ok?

Life is an STD with a 100% mortality rate.

Yeah, but you only die once. Kids cost money constantly, and accelerate the aging process, thus shortening your life. It's like the difference between having a disease which will kill you, but painlessly, and a disease which cripples you, and accelerates the coming of your death. That's why the child STD is worse than the life one.

I...wasn't arguing with you

 

[Jeronus]

I have heard scarier screams from sub par horror flicks.

 

[Nmil-ek]

Sounds like the stockmarket through a really low pitched microphone.