Let's talk about old games as if they were brand new!
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Fucking ninjas !!ChromaticWolfen said:
So I just got Kingdom Hearts two, it is a major improvement from Kingdom Hearts one, I mean it does things i never thought possible, I cannot wait for the third one. I know there will be a third one because the people at Square Enix arent huge douches and I know they wont release a shitload of Kingdom hearts games on other platforms that wont advance the plot at all
I present the Zelda trio!
Majora's Mask: MAAAAN, NINTENDO IS SO UNORIGINAL! They have all these different ideas for this game but they tarnish it by slapping the "Zelda" name on it so that means it's another sequel, thus somehow inherently inferior! It's so different! Why didn't they just make it a new IP?
Wind Waker: MAAAAN, NINTENDO IS SUCH A GAY COMPANY! They make this new Zelda game, but intsead of giving it realistic graphics, they give it this weird art style, and as we all know, having super-hyper-realistic graphics are way more important that art design! Plus it looks so GAAAAAY. (How little we've learned...)
Ocarina of Time: This game is great, a masterpiece! But you know what would make it better? A mod where you can kill all the Kokiri!
And here's more:
Phoenix Wright? A game about lawyers? Well that doesn't fit within my perception of what could possibly work as a game, and I'm not even going to give it a chance.
Yeah, I beat Battletoads. That tunnel level was TOTALLY fair, you just suck as a gamer and a human being! Go back to your stupid casual games!
Pac-Man? God, that's such a casual game. Games like that and people like you who play it are ruining the industry! Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to play a reeeeal game.
Majora's Mask: MAAAAN, NINTENDO IS SO UNORIGINAL! They have all these different ideas for this game but they tarnish it by slapping the "Zelda" name on it so that means it's another sequel, thus somehow inherently inferior! It's so different! Why didn't they just make it a new IP?
Wind Waker: MAAAAN, NINTENDO IS SUCH A GAY COMPANY! They make this new Zelda game, but intsead of giving it realistic graphics, they give it this weird art style, and as we all know, having super-hyper-realistic graphics are way more important that art design! Plus it looks so GAAAAAY. (How little we've learned...)
Ocarina of Time: This game is great, a masterpiece! But you know what would make it better? A mod where you can kill all the Kokiri!
And here's more:
Phoenix Wright? A game about lawyers? Well that doesn't fit within my perception of what could possibly work as a game, and I'm not even going to give it a chance.
Yeah, I beat Battletoads. That tunnel level was TOTALLY fair, you just suck as a gamer and a human being! Go back to your stupid casual games!
Pac-Man? God, that's such a casual game. Games like that and people like you who play it are ruining the industry! Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to play a reeeeal game.
That is nothing with this new indie game released for the Xbox called "Vectorman" i tell ya, this futuristic graphics and gameplay will be the new Halo of our generation of plataformers.hagar2 said:
I just got Sonic Adventure for the Dreamcast! Man, it's amazing! This console is the best. Sega is going to become the masters of video games now. Who will want a PS2 when it comes out?
Has anyone gotten their hands on a Sega Dreamcast yet? These things are amazing! Who would've thought to put a screen in the controller? I can't wait to enjoy the adventures of Sonic and Co. They're guaranteed to be a good time! I know for a fact this system is the next big thing. Move over Nintendo, I just got my hands on Soul Calibur!
I just got this awesome game called Devil May Cry. It's like if Resident Evil was a badass action game about killing demons instead of zombies and it was the fucking hardest game ever.
Anyone heard of this thing called "Zork"? You type in commands on your keyboard and it does stuff for you. You can move around and do all kinds of shit, even get eaten by a Grue.
Hey guys, I just literally put my N64 controller down. Listen, if you play games by EA's Sports division and, you remember Nascar 98 or, Nascar 99 then you can skip 2000. Seriously, it feels like Nascar 98 have more to offer. Save yourselves the 49.99 and grab yourself something else like, Daikatana or something. I'm sure EA Sports will be back on its feet soon though, it's not like they intentionally churned out the same game twice in a row and, I doubt they can make a business model off of that sort of thing anyway.
So wait...you mean they made a game where you can play as Mario but fight against Link? Trippy! I would play that if there were Pokemon in it.hagar2 said:
Dudes! Have you played Civilization? It's absolutely awesome! You get to build an entire country from pre-history to the future! You get to build it the way you want to, whether you want to crush all your enemies, or make peace with your neighbors and build up your cities to be economic powerhouses! You can even make peace with 1 other country, and let them fight all your wars for you, while you kick back and keep growing everything to your liking. Then, when the time is right and they've just about conquered the world, go nuke their capital city and wipe them up in your victory. The AI seems a little aggressive, and there are definitely some glitches regarding the construction of Wonders, but I'm pretty sure they'll smooth those bugs out when they come out with the next game.
Half Life 2 Episode 2 is awesome!! What a great cliffhanger, can't wait for the next episode...should be out next year or something?
I bought this fun platformer "Ghosts 'n Goblins". It's pretty hard, but I think I'm almost at the end! I'm so curious about how it ends, can't wait!
Super mario RPG Legend of the Seven Stars is the latest instalment in the Mario role playing games, and keeping with tradition, it completly defies JRPG sterotypes. The characters avoid whining, while the game itself has colorful attacks, diverse settings, a wide array of enemies, and a truly unique sense of humor. Said humor is hard to describe, being a combination of slapstick and Mario spontaniously turning into other people while "explaining" things to others. Truly a sight to behold.
Also there is an awesome character named Geno, I sure hope that he's in another game sometime soon.
Also there is an awesome character named Geno, I sure hope that he's in another game sometime soon.
I just got Superman 64 today. God I love the fact that I can now fly through rings! I feel like Superman! I think I'll pick up Pokemon Snap after this tough adventure.