lol yes i got that too, his rod and staff will comfort you, but dont let him put it inside you, it will make you cry. is that the message???Cheesus333 said:Am I the only one who thinks that it's hilarious that, when being discouraged from being 'excited by older boys' the kid quotes the Bible and says 'his rod and his staff will comfort me'?
Aside from that... that was the most hilariously awkward and stupid thing I have ever seen XD
"They will put themselves inside of you, and it will make you cry from the pain."
Oh dear :L
Not if he uses enough lube!JimJamJahar said:Then don't love him too hard, because it will make him cryDioxide45 said:You know, I love the irony with hardcore christians (Don't shoot me, I mean the ones who live and breathe religion, are homophobic, etc.)
The Bible says "Love thy neighbour", but I wonder what happens if the neighbour is homosexual?
Just an otter with a fish manSwollen Goat said:So what does that make the Escapist?Sleekgiant said:Just watch out for people wanting to play video games, it means they want gay sex ;DSwollen Goat said:BUT WHERE DO THE GLANDS COME IN?!
Thank you Sleek. This video has answered many questions I had about the changes I'm going through.
And while I have your attention: the fuck is your avatar? It oogs me out.
But we can play games all night loooooongJedamethis said:ALL OF YOU STAY AWAY FROM ME!
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Well also hanging out with older boys makes you liek teh menBanksey said:Well this would explain my GCSE failings, but it must be SUPER EXTREME ALL THE TIME loneliness to become a homo, because im not yetSleekgiant said:Things you will learn in this video include:
-loneliness leads to homosexuality
-Masturbaters have trouble waking up in the morning and have trouble concentrating in school and sports
That is masturbationTharwen said:What the hell was that hand motion at 2:48?
Isn't this just golden thoughSeanTheSheep said:Want to come to my house so we can play video games all night?Sleekgiant said:Just watch out for people wanting to play video games, it means they want gay sex.Swollen Goat said:BUT WHERE DO THE GLANDS COME IN?!
Thank you Sleek. This video has answered many questions I had about the changes I'm going through.
Still, "playing video games" isn't the worst euphamism for sex I've heard. I will never think about pizza and coke the same way again...
OT: Lolwut? I know this is a God-botherer produced creation, but what the hell is up with the hand gestures? The woman seems to be applauding masturbation, and the "kid" seems to like describing rainbows a lot.
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Ones that have a happy endingJedamethis said:...Sleekgiant said:But we can play games all night loooooongJedamethis said:ALL OF YOU STAY AWAY FROM ME!
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I've never played a game with a very sad ending...Sleekgiant said:Ones that have a happy endingJedamethis said:...Sleekgiant said:But we can play games all night loooooongJedamethis said:ALL OF YOU STAY AWAY FROM ME!
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Well it might make you sad >:3Jedamethis said:I've never played a game with a very sad ending...Sleekgiant said:Ones that have a happy endingJedamethis said:...Sleekgiant said:But we can play games all night loooooongJedamethis said:ALL OF YOU STAY AWAY FROM ME!
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What do you mean this happy ending might make me sad?Sleekgiant said:Well it might make you sad >:3Jedamethis said:I've never played a game with a very sad ending...Sleekgiant said:Ones that have a happy endingJedamethis said:...Sleekgiant said:But we can play games all night loooooongJedamethis said:ALL OF YOU STAY AWAY FROM ME!
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XD Oh this is making me laugh, really you don't understand.Jedamethis said:What do you mean this happy ending might make me sad?Sleekgiant said:Well it might make you sad >:3Jedamethis said:I've never played a game with a very sad ending...Sleekgiant said:Ones that have a happy endingJedamethis said:...Sleekgiant said:But we can play games all night loooooongJedamethis said:ALL OF YOU STAY AWAY FROM ME!
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Makes no sense.
No, I understand alright[footnote]I'm fairly sure...[/footnote], it's just funSleekgiant said:XD Oh this is making me laugh, really you don't understand.Jedamethis said:What do you mean this happy ending might make me sad?Sleekgiant said:Well it might make you sad >:3Jedamethis said:I've never played a game with a very sad ending...Sleekgiant said:Ones that have a happy endingJedamethis said:...Sleekgiant said:But we can play games all night loooooongJedamethis said:ALL OF YOU STAY AWAY FROM ME!
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What kinda games?
Makes no sense.
Oh good then[footnote]Its pretty obvious, been making the joke all through this thread[/footnote]. Also, damn that avatar is cuteJedamethis said:No, I understand alright[footnote]I'm fairly sure...[/footnote], it's just funSleekgiant said:XD Oh this is making me laugh, really you don't understand.Jedamethis said:What do you mean this happy ending might make me sad?Sleekgiant said:Well it might make you sad >:3Jedamethis said:I've never played a game with a very sad ending...Sleekgiant said:Ones that have a happy endingJedamethis said:...Sleekgiant said:But we can play games all night loooooongJedamethis said:ALL OF YOU STAY AWAY FROM ME!
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I haven't read the whole thread yet...[footnote]Anyway, you could have been the crazy one who didn't understand.[/footnote]Sleekgiant said:Oh good then[footnote]Its pretty obvious, been making the joke all through this thread[/footnote]. Also, damn that avatar is cuteJedamethis said:No, I understand alright[footnote]I'm fairly sure...[/footnote], it's just funSleekgiant said:XD Oh this is making me laugh, really you don't understand.Jedamethis said:What do you mean this happy ending might make me sad?Sleekgiant said:Well it might make you sad >:3Jedamethis said:I've never played a game with a very sad ending...Sleekgiant said:Ones that have a happy endingJedamethis said:...Sleekgiant said:But we can play games all night loooooongJedamethis said:ALL OF YOU STAY AWAY FROM ME!
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Oh I see[footnote]NO U!!!![/footnote]Jedamethis said:I haven't read the whole thread yet...[footnote]Anyway, you could have been the crazy one who didn't understand.[/footnote]Sleekgiant said:Oh good then[footnote]Its pretty obvious, been making the joke all through this thread[/footnote]. Also, damn that avatar is cuteJedamethis said:No, I understand alright[footnote]I'm fairly sure...[/footnote], it's just funSleekgiant said:XD Oh this is making me laugh, really you don't understand.Jedamethis said:What do you mean this happy ending might make me sad?Sleekgiant said:Well it might make you sad >:3Jedamethis said:I've never played a game with a very sad ending...Sleekgiant said:Ones that have a happy endingJedamethis said:...Sleekgiant said:But we can play games all night loooooongJedamethis said:ALL OF YOU STAY AWAY FROM ME!
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And this is only the second cutest thing I've ever seen![]()
Yes, you do.[footnote]*gasp* Are you Pr0tal in disguise?![/footnote]Sleekgiant said:Oh I see[footnote]NO U!!!![/footnote]Jedamethis said:I haven't read the whole thread yet...[footnote]Anyway, you could have been the crazy one who didn't understand.[/footnote]Sleekgiant said:Oh good then[footnote]Its pretty obvious, been making the joke all through this thread[/footnote]. Also, damn that avatar is cuteJedamethis said:No, I understand alright[footnote]I'm fairly sure...[/footnote], it's just funSleekgiant said:XD Oh this is making me laugh, really you don't understand.Jedamethis said:What do you mean this happy ending might make me sad?Sleekgiant said:Well it might make you sad >:3Jedamethis said:I've never played a game with a very sad ending...Sleekgiant said:Ones that have a happy endingJedamethis said:...Sleekgiant said:But we can play games all night loooooongJedamethis said:ALL OF YOU STAY AWAY FROM ME!
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DAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW[footnote]Protal wish he was me....[/footnote]Jedamethis said:Yes, you do.[footnote]*gasp* Are you Pr0tal in disguise?![/footnote]Sleekgiant said:Oh I see[footnote]NO U!!!![/footnote]Jedamethis said:I haven't read the whole thread yet...[footnote]Anyway, you could have been the crazy one who didn't understand.[/footnote]Sleekgiant said:Oh good then[footnote]Its pretty obvious, been making the joke all through this thread[/footnote]. Also, damn that avatar is cuteJedamethis said:No, I understand alright[footnote]I'm fairly sure...[/footnote], it's just funSleekgiant said:XD Oh this is making me laugh, really you don't understand.Jedamethis said:What do you mean this happy ending might make me sad?Sleekgiant said:Well it might make you sad >:3Jedamethis said:I've never played a game with a very sad ending...Sleekgiant said:Ones that have a happy endingJedamethis said:...Sleekgiant said:But we can play games all night loooooongJedamethis said:ALL OF YOU STAY AWAY FROM ME!
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And this is only the second cutest thing I've ever seen![]()
And whats cuter than that :O
Carfeul, or you'll enter a state of what we in the medical proffesion call: "D'awww".
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