Lexodus Is Hit By A Bus

[GamingAwesome1]

Wait, you got hit by a bus and you got pissed because of the sandwich?

I would be pissed at the bus driver!

I've never been run over or anything like that, I've never even broke a bone. I'm safe and boring.

 

[Vanguard_Ex]

Once I was driving a bus and went around a corner too fast, I plowed straight through the barrier and hit some kid.
He seemed more bothered about his sandwich than anything though.

Favourite post of the day ^^^

 

[Wheezy77]

I haven't been in any since the late '90s, but I've seen two accidents in the last week.

There was one hit & run where one driver tried to speed off with his side smashed in and a tire wobbling on its axle (I don't think he got very far), and another one about 20 minutes ago, when some idiot tried to avoid sitting in traffic for less than a minute by driving on the sidewalk, instantly blowing a tire on a street grate, and peeling off on their bare rims.

Oh yeah, in 7th grade wood shop, I accidentally cut my finger partially off with a hand saw. Ironically, it was because someone interrupted me while I was cutting to tell me I couldn't handle it and needed help, and I angrily told them (while still cutting, and not watching the saw) "Of course I can handle it, what are you... HOLY SHIT."

Later on, one of my classmates made me apologize for bleeding on her new shirt.