Lies that you tell yourself

[The Hero Killer]

That it gets better

That there really is someone for everyone

That I may one day have something resembling a normal life where I don't have to take 8 pills a day

This, except replace the 8 pills with bottles of alcohol.

 

[SoulSalmon]

"I'll do *Insert-work* in a minute... I'll just do *not-work* first..."

 

[TheLoneBeet]

I'm happy in my career, unconcerned about my future, and that I choose to be single and it's nothing to do with me being as smooth as a shot of cheap vodka.

 

[Agarth]

"I will try to be social this week." But then I just sit in the basement wasting my life commenting on threads and watching stupid videos on YouTube. Occasionally I'll play Left 4 Dead online, but hat just reminds me what scum most people who have a mic and play FPSs online really are. "Suck my balls noob! You deserve to die for not rushing to the safe-house! Instead you just HAD to kill the Smoker." Then that person gets hit by a charger and is usually carried back to the start of the level. Either that or I find a grenade launcher and blow him to Narnia. Then everyone laughs, and he starts swearing, and nobody saves him, then he swears some more, then he dies, and then he finally rage quits. And then we laugh some more.

 

[PancakesSUCKTHEYDO]

Ill pass math. Ill pass math.


You know the rest.

 

[neonsword13-ops]

Not gonna hit the snooze, not gonna hit the snooze, not gonna hit...
DAMN IT! MY ARM HAS A MIND OF IT'S OWN!

 

[RejjeN]

I'm not going to procrastinate.

I ALWAYS DO!

Preeetty much this.

Also the obligatory "I'm going to start dieting the coming week", I procrastinate that too.

 

[General BrEeZy]

ugh....i gotta go to the bathroom...then sleep...i can't think straight right now, so sorry but i just can't post here. its sad...oh so sad.....
good luck you guys, have a good day tomorrow!

 

[Astoria]

I keep telling myself that I won't forgive 'persons name' this time. Yeah that hasn't worked at all. I also keep telling myself that I'm going to get motivated and start writing and drawing more. That hasn't worked at all either. Lastly I keep telling myself that I will be more talkative at the next group event or party. Do I even need to say how that's worked out or can you guess.

 

[Nickompoop]

I will figure out why I can't backup to that hard drive.
I will go to bed after my next (video game) death.
I will only get greasy Mexican food once a week.
I will wash my truck tomorrow.
I will teach myself Python.

 

[tombman888]

I'll do my school work... later

 

[badgersprite]

But I really am hilarious and better than everyone.

Being deluded isn't the same as lying, right?

 

[Anarchemitis]

"I am a helpful, concerned and humble human being."
Oh go to the devil, pride.

 

[smithy_2045]

The two main ones are "I'll clean my room today", or "I'll work on getting a job today".

 

[DJDarque]

"I'm not on a dead end road with my life."

"I'll start being more active."

"I'll go to sleep early tonight."

:/

 

[PUR3_GAM3R33]

1.I'll become rich today.

2.I'll get superpowers today.

3.Tomorrow I'll wake up on a world in which every game/anime ever made and will ever be made is happening and I become the emperor of said world.

I know this is extremely off topic, but you have the coolest avatar I have ever seen.

I loved that movie. I want it. Do you wanna trade? I got a smoking baby in mine.

OT: I ended up telling myself "She's not being a ***** on purpose" a lot this year.

Eventually I stopped listening to myself.

Still pondering whether or not that was a smart idea.

well I don't want to trade because I like it to X) but feel free to use it.

 

[Stasisesque]

That threads like these aren't guaranteed to be depressing.

 

[Hoplon]

That there are people in this world worth living for.

 

[The Lugz]

I try to spend my time telling myself the truth instead of lying to myself, but i haven't gotten very far with that yet

I'll do it tomorrow!