Life is like a ___

[hopeneverdies]

Life is life a box of chocolates. No one ever gives me chocolates...

More like "Life is like a box of chocolates. You aren't sure what they are, but the one you pick probably tastes like shit." I know it's a bit cynical, but optimisim is boring.

 

[Lukeje]

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[Arkhangelsk]

Life is like sex. Either it's great, or it just becomes one big mess. And I'm terribly tired, so I can't think of colorful analogies.

 

[Danny Ocean]

 

[Neonbob]

Life is like a breath of air near a sewage treatment plant. It's short, stinks, and you'll definitely regret the whole thing.

 

[walkingdead127]

My friend made up his one.
Life is like a penny, Your technically worth something but nobody cares.

 

[Souplex]

Life is like a hurricane here in Duckburg.

 

[Gxas]

Life is like a terrible movie: you want to change it, but you can't stop watching.

 

[Lord_Panzer]

Life is like a cake: IT'S A LIE!

I kid!

Life is like a blue screen: no matter what, it'll always be there, waiting.

 

[Emperorpeng]

Life is like a box of bad analogies.

 

[captainwalrus]

Life is like a generic simile, you take a simple object and make it more complex than it needs to be.

 

[vamp rocks]

life is like a box of active grenades.... sure its exciting and you see something blow up... but you are disfigured by the end...

 

[Souplex]

Life is like an ice cream soda; once you get to the bottom all the fizz is gone.

 

[grimsprice]

life is like climbing a mountain. it seems like a good idea at the time but when you get to the top its always cold, and you cant find the bathroom.

 

[Zombie Badger]

Life is like starvation. It's shit and you're going to die in a drawn-out painful way.

 

[GodsOneMistake]

Life is like Hell just colder

How do you know Hell isn't like life, and they just warmed it up so people have to live with that annoyance on top of everything else.

Well considering the likelyhood of it not existing at all, i wouldn't look too deeply into it

 

[Cortheya]

A sale in a store. Take advantage of it while you can
Corny I know

 

[Zand88]

a muddy hill that monkeys dance upon and sing.

 

[ScarlettRage]

Life is like sex. Either it's great, or it just becomes one big mess. And I'm terribly tired, so I can't think of colorful analogies.

hehehe i like this one
Quote forest gump: my momma used to say that life is like a box of chocolates, yea never no which one you gonna get

and don't take life too seriously, you never get out alive anyway