Life is like a ___

[Kaneman]

Life is like a chicken ladder. Short and crap's all over it.

 

[DrDeath3191]

Life is like an episode of Dragon Ball Z: Whoever yells the loudest wins.

 

[Goldbling]

Life is like a sandbox game where you can't kill anybody, boring.

 

[KingPiccolOwned]

BOWL OF GUMDROPS*
*which are full of glass.

 

[Theissen]

Life is like a analogy.

Life is like a grammatical error.

Even though you're right, no one cares.

 

[Shynobee]

Life is like a roll of toilet paper, the older you get, the faster it goes.

 

[Evilbunny]

Life is like a roll of toilet paper, the older you get, the faster it goes.

And when it starts to run out, you panic.

 

[M0rp43vs]

Like a box of chocolates, you eat the chocolates and end up getting fat. people disrespect you. The teachers and students pick on you for being an idiot.You become a failure in the eyes of your friends and family. All wait for the moment you fail so they can make themselves feel superior as a result. The girl of your eye despises you and loves your backstabbing best friend. Then you are left alone in a room with a razor and you know I think I lost myself there...

 

[M0rp43vs]

Life is a *****, and I'm her pimp.

Sinfest fan I see?

 

[Adragon45]

Life is like a piece of cake with a side of laxatives... half tastes good, but half will come back out your ass.

I'm pretty sure that analogy didn't make any sense.

 

[Darth Pope]

Life is like a car full of clowns. No matter how small and innocent something appears crap just keeps coming out of it.

 

[Phase_9]

Life is like a stupid Youtube video, a lot of yahoos running around half-killing themselves while I laugh at them

 

[Jagers1994]

Life is like a game of Tetris; it has to end eventually so you might as well get as high a score as possible.

There a good one.

 

[ProfessorLayton]

I remember someone saying this on Counter-Strike...

"Life is like a teletubby. On the outside they're all cute and cuddly, but on the inside... uh... they're just a tv."

I love Counter-Strike.

 

[DrunkWithPower]

Life is like surprise prostate exam, random, shocking and slightly arousing uncomfortable.

win for akwardness

 

[SonicMTD]

Life is like a vaccume duct taped to a fan, it sucks and blows

 

[Nukey]

life is like a dull pencil, its pointless.

 

[Souplex]

Life is like a kitten with a fever; it is warm and fuzzy.