Life Lessons From Anime

[Paragon Fury]

Well, with all the anime (manga, etc.) that I watch, I'd have to have learned something from them, right? Well, I have.

1: The various laws of science are really only more of a sort of general guideline, not hard law. They can be broken when it pleases you, and when they are in effect, they never apply to breasts.

2: Band-aids heal everything. NO EXCEPTIONS.

3: Rainbow hair colors are perfectly natural - no dyes or wigs or odd genetic experiments needed.



What about you?

 

[Citrus]

Even the most ridiculous hairdos don't require hair products of any kind.

 

[cainx10a]

If you are on the good guys/gals side, fear not, you might live as long as you never tried to be a mentor to that little whiny brat.

 

[ChromeAlchemist]

I learned why second hand smoke is dangerous to non smokers (no, really).

 

[Vrex360]

Giant breasts are in no way a burden provided you show them off as much as possible.

 

[CoverYourHead]

If you learn a martial art you can jump 100 feet in the air and use magic.

All boys look like girls.

All girls look physically mature beyond their years.

 

[jasoncyrus]

As long as your hairdo defies gravity you can fight with a sword bigger than you are.

As long as your hairdo defies gravity you can kill people with your evil mind powers (YGO)

 

[Angelix]

WELL. ANIME TAUGHT ME MORALS. FUCK.

 

[Judgedread]

All girls 12 years+ have huge racks.

All villains no matter how powerful will all be killed by that whinny brat or emo kid.

 

[Internet Kraken]

If somebody calls some move the ultimate superpower, you can bet that there is another move that is far more powerful than it.

 

[rainman2203]

1) It's best to have multiple 'ultimate' technique in your arsenal, in case you get in a battle with your nemesis. (aka cock-waving contest)

2) Large breasts don't actually cause back issuess

3) Spilling your life story is acceptable with any slight prompting

 

[Darth Pope]

It is honorable and perfectly acceptable to shout the name of your attack before use in order to give your enemy a chance to figure out whats coming.

 

[ReincarnatedFTP]

Gunshots don't kill unless you've emptied a John Woo clip.
Giant robots are feasible and require no realistic energy source or engineering expertise.
You can have the coolest fucking hair ever without need for any external influence.
Being an emo means everybody loves you and will help you out out of pity or wanting to have sex with you.
You don't know a single fat or ugly woman, but you know plenty of creepy guys.
While powering up, nobody will attack you.
Swords are awesome, and more dangerous than guns.
It's your job to save the world/your country/everyone you care about you random ass deadbeat/kid.

 

[jasoncyrus]

All 15yo boys are virgins but all 15 yo girls are sluts.

Every fight must be accompanied by 10x more dialogue than action.

 

[Crimsane]

Spoiler: someone had to

 

[DragonsAteMyMarbles]

If a ridiculously exaggerated vein appears on a guy's head, laugh at him.
If a ridiculously exaggerated vein appears on a girl's head, run away extremely quickly.

People can and often do go from standing up to lying down without any intervening movement.

Whining prolongs your life and grants you superhuman powers.

 

[Timotei]

One of my life lessons came from 08th MS Team. I learned that all people, whether they are a productive member of society or a terrorist, are still human.

08th MS Team also gave me inspiration for the underlying theme in my novel: the line between good and evil is blurred when both sides are equally corrupt. I also decided to model one of my characters after Shiro Amada.

 

[RavingPenguin]

All girls 12 years+ have huge racks.

All villains no matter how powerful will all be killed by that whinny brat or emo kid.

Monkey D. Luffy is by no means a brat or an emo and yet he kicks so much ass.

 

[Laura.]

People have at least 12 litres of blood in their bodies.

Also:

Gunshots don't kill unless you've emptied a John Woo clip.

That's impossible, you know John Woo clips don't run out of bullets!