Life Lessons From Anime
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- NEVER live in or anywhere near Tokyo, it gets destroyed once a week at minimum
- When cut, you expel more blood than the body can physically hold and recuperate with a good night's rest
- Huge eyes are apparently immune from getting dust and crap in them
- If you ever come across an alien, portal or an attractive female that actually likes you, run as fast as you can in the other direction
- If you come across someone who can consume the entire contents of a supermarket and not fill up, you know that person has found the secret of avoiding heart disease
- Swords do more damage because they're bigger than bullets
- Avoid anything remotely surprising because it will contort your face into odd shapes which I fear may never return to normal
- Always overuse the name of the person you care about the most, such as speaking it for no apparent reason when they walk into a room
- If you're over the age of 18, you're an old man and are likely to not survive any kind of Holocaust
- Nude females cause hemophilia of the nose
- Simply taking the anatomy of a human and blowing it up 100 times over in a robot form ignores the fundamental rule of physics that when you double something's size, it's strength relative to its size is cut in half
- Avoid Chinese training grounds that have water in them
- When cut, you expel more blood than the body can physically hold and recuperate with a good night's rest
- Huge eyes are apparently immune from getting dust and crap in them
- If you ever come across an alien, portal or an attractive female that actually likes you, run as fast as you can in the other direction
- If you come across someone who can consume the entire contents of a supermarket and not fill up, you know that person has found the secret of avoiding heart disease
- Swords do more damage because they're bigger than bullets
- Avoid anything remotely surprising because it will contort your face into odd shapes which I fear may never return to normal
- Always overuse the name of the person you care about the most, such as speaking it for no apparent reason when they walk into a room
- If you're over the age of 18, you're an old man and are likely to not survive any kind of Holocaust
- Nude females cause hemophilia of the nose
- Simply taking the anatomy of a human and blowing it up 100 times over in a robot form ignores the fundamental rule of physics that when you double something's size, it's strength relative to its size is cut in half
- Avoid Chinese training grounds that have water in them
I remeber this being true to the Dragon Ball universe too.Glorianri said:
Also a small ball about an 1 1/2" across can hold a creature that weights 1014.1lbs and prevent that weight from pulling you to the ground when you have said ball on your belt.
No matter how big a sword/weapon it doesn't requires any staps or any other kind of restrants to keep it attached to your back.
5 minutes can last for months
No matter the amount of hair in front of your eyes, your vision won't be impaired at all
No matter the amount of hair in front of your eyes, your vision won't be impaired at all
The amount of fangirls you have is directly proportional to how androgynous you are and/or the size of your hair.
If you have a female companion for any reason at all, there is a very high chance that she can and will kick your ass many times.
Said female will most likely invariably be the person "in-charge", ruling by fear, even if outranked by one or more of the male cast.
If any material shall cause your body to change in some form, you will, from that point on, somehow attract said material to your body many, many times.
Butlers operate from a hidden organization, and have combat abilities overshadowing any trained combat professional.
Said female will most likely invariably be the person "in-charge", ruling by fear, even if outranked by one or more of the male cast.
If any material shall cause your body to change in some form, you will, from that point on, somehow attract said material to your body many, many times.
Butlers operate from a hidden organization, and have combat abilities overshadowing any trained combat professional.
