Life Lessons From Anime
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wait, Isara isn't dead, unless episode 14 came out and I didnt realize and she was killed in the assault on FouzenSuiseiseki IRL said:
The air works like a floor, only you can fall through it if you get hit. Bleach.
It's perfectly acceptable to fall in love with a humanoid computer. Chobits.
No matter how fatal a blow, you can always stand back up, and your opponent will always be shocked. Every action anime ever.
Your will to fight can be strong enough to hold together a 10 million light year tall giant robot, and also power it to no end. Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann.
It's perfectly acceptable to fall in love with a humanoid computer. Chobits.
No matter how fatal a blow, you can always stand back up, and your opponent will always be shocked. Every action anime ever.
Your will to fight can be strong enough to hold together a 10 million light year tall giant robot, and also power it to no end. Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann.
Bigger Hair = More Power
Bigger Breasts = More Plot Significance
Laws Of Physics = What?
Tentacles = EVERYWHERE
Bigger Breasts = More Plot Significance
Laws Of Physics = What?
Tentacles = EVERYWHERE
Japanese anime shows that have been dubbed over for american kid audiences make great YouTube parody videos
[Example: Yu Gi Oh: The Abridged Series is one of the funniest things I've ever seen and I've never seen the actual show before]
[Example: Yu Gi Oh: The Abridged Series is one of the funniest things I've ever seen and I've never seen the actual show before]
Didn't read all the thread, too tired, but I've learned this much:
Nosebleeds, while prevalent and usually drain a couple gallons of blood onto whatever is below one's nose, are never fatal, and always occur when turned on or when "accidentally" stumbling in on X girl changing or something. See again the turned on part.
A ninja with pink spray paint is responsible for anyone blushing ever.
Women carry invisible backpacks containing various humor-based melee weapons, like frying pans, mallets, spiked clubs, and other things with which to beat the main male character with.
Less armor = more lifespan.
Nosebleeds, while prevalent and usually drain a couple gallons of blood onto whatever is below one's nose, are never fatal, and always occur when turned on or when "accidentally" stumbling in on X girl changing or something. See again the turned on part.
A ninja with pink spray paint is responsible for anyone blushing ever.
Women carry invisible backpacks containing various humor-based melee weapons, like frying pans, mallets, spiked clubs, and other things with which to beat the main male character
Less armor = more lifespan.
Look like a girl and you'll get the girl.
It must always come down to WHY YOU FIGHT!
Inevitably, your closest friend/greatest rival fights for the same reason, just on the other side of the field.
Always refer to those not present as "that person" (argh, I fucking hate that one)
It must always come down to WHY YOU FIGHT!
Inevitably, your closest friend/greatest rival fights for the same reason, just on the other side of the field.
Always refer to those not present as "that person" (argh, I fucking hate that one)
People have an irresponsible amount of highly pressurised blood contained within their frames.
The amount of time you've spent in training to pilot any giant robot is inversely related to how well you will actually pilot it.
There is a critical shortage of parents in Japan, or there is some sort of disease that kills them off.
All henchmen have the irresistible urge to attack the super powered weirdo one at a time, instead of ganging up on him.
Yelling your superpower, or just yelling in general, makes you more powerful.
Drama is the reason for wind in Japan. By deduction, this is why there are no true emos there, because if there were, the entire nation would have been Typhoon'd to death a long while ago
The amount of time you've spent in training to pilot any giant robot is inversely related to how well you will actually pilot it.
There is a critical shortage of parents in Japan, or there is some sort of disease that kills them off.
All henchmen have the irresistible urge to attack the super powered weirdo one at a time, instead of ganging up on him.
Yelling your superpower, or just yelling in general, makes you more powerful.
Drama is the reason for wind in Japan. By deduction, this is why there are no true emos there, because if there were, the entire nation would have been Typhoon'd to death a long while ago
The only anime I ever watched was One Piece, which IS supposed to override the laws of natures (it has fruits that give you powers ffs!). But even for an anime, One Piece at least tries to be realistic, often explaining impossible shit, like an island stuck in the sky.
Inexplicably, an attack or projecticle capable of tearing apart an entire planet can be blocked by a pathetic creature of meat and bone.
If your opponent has the capacity to destroy an entire city then defeating him/her/it will require the capacity to destroy an entire nation. This sliding scale progresses as far as one wants to take it.
In spite of looking exactly like everyone else's, the Hero's Mecha device will always possess features that make it almost indestructable.
Torn flesh, broken bones and buckled metal can all be ignored so long as one concentrates hard enough.
Women possess extra-dimensional pockets, though they only gain the capacity to access these spaces when offened by some sexual overture; these pockets tend to contain any of a variety of comoically oversized bludgeoning implements.
So long as they believe in themselves, the inexperience and the untrained can succeed where legions of professionals fail.
A gun is almost certainly not going to resolve the current crisis.
There is absolutely nothing remotely out of place about purple hair.
Women rarely wear a bra.
Science is for the weak. For the record, one can fly simply by wanting to, fire directed blasts of pure energy through concentration, slow down time without violating the laws of thermodynamics, and deliver a punch with enough power to kill newton and his theory of momentum.
If your opponent has the capacity to destroy an entire city then defeating him/her/it will require the capacity to destroy an entire nation. This sliding scale progresses as far as one wants to take it.
In spite of looking exactly like everyone else's, the Hero's Mecha device will always possess features that make it almost indestructable.
Torn flesh, broken bones and buckled metal can all be ignored so long as one concentrates hard enough.
Women possess extra-dimensional pockets, though they only gain the capacity to access these spaces when offened by some sexual overture; these pockets tend to contain any of a variety of comoically oversized bludgeoning implements.
So long as they believe in themselves, the inexperience and the untrained can succeed where legions of professionals fail.
A gun is almost certainly not going to resolve the current crisis.
There is absolutely nothing remotely out of place about purple hair.
Women rarely wear a bra.
Science is for the weak. For the record, one can fly simply by wanting to, fire directed blasts of pure energy through concentration, slow down time without violating the laws of thermodynamics, and deliver a punch with enough power to kill newton and his theory of momentum.