Life Lessons From Anime

[ChocoFace]

you can wear the same clothes every day without bad consequences.

 

[Inarticulate_Underachiever]

Death is awful at haggling.

 

[tenlong]

I learned if you press the right pressure point you can make someone's head blow up.

 

[GloatingSwine]

1. If you use your super awesome ultimate super attack first. It won't work.
2. Unless your name's Nanoha.

 

[Time Travelling Toaster]

Even the fattest man in the world can out run your ass before you train properly.
If you live in a house with 4 girls you will be their servant.
It's entirely possible to change your face into impossible shapes every other second.
<color=white>I've just got these from reading the Air Gear manga

 

[GloatingSwine]

If you live in a house with 4 girls you will be their servant.

And you will never get into the bathroom again.

 

[Spineyguy]

The Japanese word for 'Oink' (as in the noise a pig makes is.) 'Puhi'

Also, any hair colour is acceptable, so long as it doesn't occur naturally.

 

[Spineyguy]

Also, petals never float downwards.

Gravity does not aply to petals.

 

[Spineyguy]

you can wear the same clothes every day without bad consequences.

That's true of any cartoon.

 

[Andantil]

Teachers are always doing something to make their students lives worse(with exception to GTO)

Nuke> Hadron cannon> energy swords> swords> lasers> guns

I learned how to take over the world

 

[Koeryn]

Also:

Being a qualified marksmen is no longer a required standard for military an police forces. Rather, you are expected to make up for your inadequecies with sheer volume of bullets.

If said sword-weilders don't get you first.

Jackasses.

Qualified marksman? The hell kind of police force are YOU talking about? The city I live in, they had to take out that bit where you have to qualify for a CCL as far as target shooting if you want a gun. 'cause so fucking few actually COULD.

My police force sucks.

 

[Blanks]

you can get launched into the air -team rocket style- and even into outer-space and you'll still make it home in time for supper

 

[Lord Beautiful]

All shy, wholesome girls are just sex bombs waiting to explode.

If you live in a house with 4 girls you will be their servant.

You will also be sought after romantically by all of them.

 

[razer17]

every time you fall over, you will sexually molest a woman.
every guy that is a failure somehow ends up having atleast 5 women wanting to jump his bones.
bigger boobs = better fighting skills
larger boobs means less material is needed to cover said large breasts.
Mechs are feasible for warfare, and totally not stupid and unrealistic in every way.
people randomly stumble across superpowers, which they then use to try and rule the world

 

[BakaSmurf]

Just because the whiny emo kid's super-prototype mecha exploded with him inside of it, doesn't mean he actually died - or was even injured, expect to encounter him within the next two battles with a newer, even more powerful version of his old Mecha with no real explanation of it's existance.

 

[AkJay]

I'm going to qoute Unskippable when i say: "Not all hot chicks are moms, but all moms are hot chicks" from the anime i have seen, this is a very rare absolute truth.

 

[Zyxzy]

Mecha are a strategically and tactically viable option.

There's no such thing as a therapist.

Women have naturally large busts.

 

[Glorianri]

Your girlfriend will always be more powerful, and more terrifying than any villan you will ever face.
(I'm looking at you Yu Yu Hakusho.)

 

[Gerazzi]

Everyone has about 20 liters of pressurized blood flowing through out their body.

Fallout 3 taught me this.
But seriously?
I don't listen to the only three anime series I've ever watched with any vigor at all:
Death Note
Fullmetal Alchemist
Keroro Gunso
...
I would look for more anime on a search engine, but on reflection, if I type anime into Google, then terrible things may happen.