Life Lessons From Anime
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No matter what your super power is, it's guarenteed to never randomly go off when you lose your temper.
Also: Any diety found in your garden temple will be one of poverty.
EDIT: Offending the main characters morals instantly makes them able to kill you even if you just spent the last 5 episodes pounding the piss out of them.
Also: Any diety found in your garden temple will be one of poverty.
EDIT: Offending the main characters morals instantly makes them able to kill you even if you just spent the last 5 episodes pounding the piss out of them.
That loli over there is actually 500+ years old.
You can strangely learn a lot from Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei.
Willpower can compensate for actual skill.
The amount of girls in your harem is inversly proportional to how much you want them.
You can strangely learn a lot from Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei.
Willpower can compensate for actual skill.
The amount of girls in your harem is inversly proportional to how much you want them.
If you are a male and (quite frankly) a loser and you come across the following:
1. A nerdy but attractive girl who blushes at the sight of you.
2. A self-centered but also attractive girl.
3. A ten-year old girl who blushes at the sight of you.
4. A girl who is batshit insane. And
5. A strong-willed, inteligent girl who desires to puch you whenever you do something that could ever be construed as perverted
You are in a very awesome situation. All of these girls will love you in the end. The lesson from anime is that you have to choose one girl (most likely being case #5 or #1) to marry because of true love. BULLSHIT. Other than the ten-year old (unless you are into that, in which case I think Chris Hansen is hiding in your closet), you let the girls beg and plead for your affection. Ride that out forever.
1. A nerdy but attractive girl who blushes at the sight of you.
2. A self-centered but also attractive girl.
3. A ten-year old girl who blushes at the sight of you.
4. A girl who is batshit insane. And
5. A strong-willed, inteligent girl who desires to puch you whenever you do something that could ever be construed as perverted
You are in a very awesome situation. All of these girls will love you in the end. The lesson from anime is that you have to choose one girl (most likely being case #5 or #1) to marry because of true love. BULLSHIT. Other than the ten-year old (unless you are into that, in which case I think Chris Hansen is hiding in your closet), you let the girls beg and plead for your affection. Ride that out forever.
You can fairly accurately gauge the danger you're in by the age of your enemy.
Middle aged = Easily defeated.
Young adult = A bit more dangerous than middle aged.
Old = Only dangerous if they're the mentor type.
Teenager = You're in for a tough fight
Child = RUN! JUST RUN AND DON'T LOOK BACK!
Middle aged = Easily defeated.
Young adult = A bit more dangerous than middle aged.
Old = Only dangerous if they're the mentor type.
Teenager = You're in for a tough fight
Child = RUN! JUST RUN AND DON'T LOOK BACK!
Nobody on the good side dies. Ever. And if somehow they manage that, it's either a trick or there's some way to bring them back.
What are YOU complaining about?! Harem anime is awesome for the central male lead. Like I said, let it ride. You might find many advantages to having 5+ potential fuck-buddies.Gerazzi said:
If you someone you know is in danger, shout their name multiple times at the top of your lungs.
...It really helps.
...It really helps.
I have absolutely no idea who the hell that is, but my good friend google informs me that she is/was in Valkyria Chronicles?Suiseiseki IRL said:
Also, the louder you yell, the more powerful you become. Scream at every opportunity, and you shall surely succeed.
