Life lessons you've learned from a video game.

[letsnoobtehpwns]

i can get shot and be fine 5 seconds later.

 

[letsnoobtehpwns]

also when in doubt, do a barrel roll

 

[Roger T. Houston]

I've derived my theory of household economy from experience made in Sim City 2000 and Utopia..

 

[nathan-dts]

You are always the center of attention.

But seriously I learnt a lot as a child from Metal Gear games.

 

[MsDevin92]

If two guys come to your time period from the future and start arguing over mysterious time-related objects, listen to both of their stories so you don't end up being tricked and nearly executed by the other one when he drags you back to the future with him.

And never comment on how quiet it is, it invites trouble.

...And get up on the Hydra's back.

 

[SnowCold]

Mushroom are good for your health

 

[Zersy]

War is a Terrible place (COD)

and the Goverment loves to screw with us (every game and comic)

Point then shoot

Reality is only as real as it is fake

last but not least life has a camera that is controlled using a mysterious stcik that is located on the right side

 

[curlycrouton]

Being good at life is hard. My k/d ratio is 0.00.

 

[Duck Sandwich]

Killing/Defeating the mastermind behind an evil scheme/the most dangerous monster involved in said scheme will cause the building you're in to begin a self-destruct sequence.

Taunting your enemies in the middle of a fight is stylish.

Going on a journey to collect 7 magical artifacts to seal away some evil god is a great way to pick up chicks.

Pidgeons are far more dangerous than armoured soldiers equipped with machine guns and bazookas.

Doing bad things will make you ugly.

YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS.

 

[Frizzle]

well, I thought this was going to be real. when I was little I played some cowboy shooting game. From that I learned how to spell "ma'am". Still remember that moment to this very day.

 

[Hoppetussa]

Dont talk about video games in school

This one. Teachers obviously don't like to talk about how cool it is to chainsaw people in Gears of War 2.

EDIT: Post # 200. Wohoo

 

[captain awesome 12]

Some people that say they're "really into Call of Duty" aren't at all and don't know jack.

 

[The Kind Cannibal]

Check your corners.

There is always someone who wants to kill you nearby.

If a grenade is thrown near me a helpful icon will pop up to warn me.

Haystacks nullify injuries from 200ft falls.

Quarterbacks see things with giant colored buttons above everything.

 

[Silver Patriot]

No one ever suspects the Box.

 

[I3uster]

Never shake the hand of that suspicious superhero dude

 

[TheDeadman]

Use the knife to you run faster.

 

[Drakmorg]

Eating or Sleeping can bring you to back to the pinnacle of healthiness, even if you are at the brink of death.

 

[acer840]

I can carry 6 to 8 weapons, including all ammo and not get weighed down or showing that i posses said weapons.

 

[TsunamiWombat]

Break ANY boxes you find. People keep money inside.

Goes double for Urns.