Zombies die quickly to chainsaws but villagers that are just angry from a parasite can use them and wear potatoe sacks and the master of disguise always has a cardboard box
Life lessons you've learned from a video game.
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If a person you just met, tells you to not push a button. Push it. It will have good things!
Also, explosive barrels can be found everywhere! You're just not looking hard enough.
Also, explosive barrels can be found everywhere! You're just not looking hard enough.
From Bioshock,be wary of people who can make you do stupid things just by asking politely.
From every FPS, you can kill thousands of your enemies the same way and they will never adapt.
From boss battles, just because you killed something, doesn't mean you won't fight it again. And again. And if its Devil May Cry 4, again and again and again and again and again.
From every FPS, you can kill thousands of your enemies the same way and they will never adapt.
From boss battles, just because you killed something, doesn't mean you won't fight it again. And again. And if its Devil May Cry 4, again and again and again and again and again.
Playing a piano opens secret doors.
Zombies only take headshots. Crippling injuries don't effect their ability to kill you.
Shooting someone in the big toe with a really big rifle is often extremely fatal.
The best place to hide is where everone expects you to be, so they're not going to bother looking. (This one I've noticed actually works.)
No one's going to notice the brightly colored ninja running along the roof of a single story hut.
If it's evil, it will leave sentient black or red puss all over the land. (Doom III, Condemned, Prince of Persia, Dead Space, oh the list goes on.)
Zombies only take headshots. Crippling injuries don't effect their ability to kill you.
Shooting someone in the big toe with a really big rifle is often extremely fatal.
The best place to hide is where everone expects you to be, so they're not going to bother looking. (This one I've noticed actually works.)
No one's going to notice the brightly colored ninja running along the roof of a single story hut.
If it's evil, it will leave sentient black or red puss all over the land. (Doom III, Condemned, Prince of Persia, Dead Space, oh the list goes on.)
A potato sack on someone's head acts a a super strong, super durable, bullet proof helmet which is invisible around the body
When in a bad situation use RTD
If you a bad feeling quick save
If bad feeling comes true use quick load
Don't like your scenery? Use RTV
"Omnomnomnomnom" means a heavy is nearby and is vulnerable
When hit with any damage call MEDIC!
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Kids shouldn't speak
DON'T DO IT IT'S A TRAP
You can survive a fall from a 30 story building if you are in a car
If you die you respawn at your last check point
When in a bad situation use RTD
If you a bad feeling quick save
If bad feeling comes true use quick load
Don't like your scenery? Use RTV
"Omnomnomnomnom" means a heavy is nearby and is vulnerable
When hit with any damage call MEDIC!
I'll think of more...
MORE! T-bagging is the ultimate humiliation
Kids shouldn't speak
DON'T DO IT IT'S A TRAP
You can survive a fall from a 30 story building if you are in a car
If you die you respawn at your last check point
Everything is made with a purpose-built weak spot.
Also, boxes can fall out of people if you point a gun at their nadgers.
Also, boxes can fall out of people if you point a gun at their nadgers.
If your life sucks and you want a better experience, pay $59.99 for the "extended version" that has more guns, bigger levels and better gear than everyone else.
Haha, KotOR for the win.Headwouend said:
Whenever I get a new weapon/piece of equipment, a new enemy only vulnerable to that weapon will show up.
Having sex with a blue-skinned alien will get you on FOX News faster than kidnapping an upper middle class white teenybopper.