Life lessons you've learned from a video game.
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Never run towards an oncoming Troll wielding only a sword (LOTR conquest)
If i lose my house,horses will die (LOTR conquest)
People will always sooner compliment my hair then call me a murderer (Fable 2)
Dog's take approx 18 hours to find chems before being killed by landmines (Fallout 3 R.I.P dogmeat =[ )
If i lose my house,horses will die (LOTR conquest)
People will always sooner compliment my hair then call me a murderer (Fable 2)
Dog's take approx 18 hours to find chems before being killed by landmines (Fallout 3 R.I.P dogmeat =[ )
Going to war without a quicksave button will shorten your future lifespan by 95%.
If you get a fatal shot wound, your best bet is to crouch in a corner and wait.
Your companions are complete idiots and morons and it's always up to you to protect them and watch over them (this is incredibly close to life really...)
The subconscious minds of others are a dangerous place to be in.
If you think someone is dead, putting a few more bullets in him definitely won't hurt.
If you get a fatal shot wound, your best bet is to crouch in a corner and wait.
Your companions are complete idiots and morons and it's always up to you to protect them and watch over them (this is incredibly close to life really...)
The subconscious minds of others are a dangerous place to be in.
If you think someone is dead, putting a few more bullets in him definitely won't hurt.
If you are an angry homicidal maniac who only loves his famiy, don't accidentally murder them as this will probably make you more angry and homocidal.
Extreme exposure to radiation will mean you can take 400 rounds of ammo to your head before it is even injured, in which case it will usually magically fly off your shoulders.
Having your foot in close proximity to a spinning blade at the top of high rotating column will send you hurtling all the way to the bottom.
A large sniper rifle bullet to someone's kneecap will often kill instantly.
Stubbing your toe on a blunt stone spike with kill you instantly.
Madgods of the Shivering Isles are not funny.
Hitting or shooting someone repeatedly with a weapon will never scar, hurt or maim them but mysteriously kill then with a certain amount of blows.
Extreme exposure to radiation will mean you can take 400 rounds of ammo to your head before it is even injured, in which case it will usually magically fly off your shoulders.
Having your foot in close proximity to a spinning blade at the top of high rotating column will send you hurtling all the way to the bottom.
A large sniper rifle bullet to someone's kneecap will often kill instantly.
Stubbing your toe on a blunt stone spike with kill you instantly.
Madgods of the Shivering Isles are not funny.
Hitting or shooting someone repeatedly with a weapon will never scar, hurt or maim them but mysteriously kill then with a certain amount of blows.
Medkits are always in the corners of every room, usually on the floor.
People drop money when they die. Guns too.
Blue, scaly, gender-neutral aliens aren't bad in bed.
Showerheads are deadly to zombies.
Uppercuts are greats finishers.
People take turns when fighting.
Expect random fights.
Edit: Some people drop grenades when they die.
People drop money when they die. Guns too.
Blue, scaly, gender-neutral aliens aren't bad in bed.
Showerheads are deadly to zombies.
Uppercuts are greats finishers.
People take turns when fighting.
Expect random fights.
Edit: Some people drop grenades when they die.
Harvest Moon: Give people enough presents and they'll like you. I've actually found this one to be true.
Final Fantasy: Zippers in places they don't belong is actually quite fashionable. Also, don't piss off anyone named Sephiroth.
LoZ: Always break jars when you see them. There's usually something of use inside, and no one really seems to care.
Star Fox: When all else fails... DO A BARREL ROLL! Also, Wolf can't let you do that.
Left 4 Dead: Don't stop and oggle at the scenery. They are coming.
Fallout 3: Start collecting bottlecaps. Like, now.
Final Fantasy: Zippers in places they don't belong is actually quite fashionable. Also, don't piss off anyone named Sephiroth.
LoZ: Always break jars when you see them. There's usually something of use inside, and no one really seems to care.
Star Fox: When all else fails... DO A BARREL ROLL! Also, Wolf can't let you do that.
Left 4 Dead: Don't stop and oggle at the scenery. They are coming.
Fallout 3: Start collecting bottlecaps. Like, now.
If a military leader of an undisclosed middle eastern country conspires with russians to steal and use nuclear weapons and the S.A.S. and U.S.M.C. try to stop them I should absoluty one hundred percent not try to help them...especially on veteran difficulty.
Time Travel ALWAYS makes things worse and NEVER fixes anything...EVER.
99% of all people you meet are the usual annoying stereotypes that never die regardless of how many times you stab/shoot/maim/neuter/blow up/run over/poke them to death.
People that don't work in a team almost always gets slaughtered by people that do.
You almost never find ammo for the best guns but you find ammo for the cruddy one with every other step.
99% of all people you meet are the usual annoying stereotypes that never die regardless of how many times you stab/shoot/maim/neuter/blow up/run over/poke them to death.
People that don't work in a team almost always gets slaughtered by people that do.
You almost never find ammo for the best guns but you find ammo for the cruddy one with every other step.
