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Eclectic Dreck

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If things are going well at the moment, someone's planning an ambush.

Large caliber rifles are unusally fatal when applied to the extremities.
-corrolary-
It's perfectly natural that someone can be shot in the chest by a .50 caliber rifle and keep fighthing.
 

Blow_Pop

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From Shadow of the Colossus
eating a lizard tail will increase your grip strength
fruit increases your life bar
when trying to kill a colossus it will have a blue glyph on it that you need to hit if you're sword is out
the sun will point the way to the next colossus with your sword as well as point out the kill spots.
 

DigitalJedl

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1. The person you like the most will most likely betray you.
2. Open doors, slowly.
3. When a woman is crying, turn off the lights.
 

Blow_Pop

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if a town looks abandoned don't explore it....even if it IS your hometown
if the town is a part of Silent Hill stay far away......
little ghost children squeak when you go near them

Edit:
if your wife is dead and you recieve a recent letter from her, ignore it.
 

Neonbob

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Complex mechanical problems can be solved with a few minute movements of a thumb.
(QTEs)

If you get out of a cop's radius of pursuit, you're home free.
 

Blow_Pop

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Need for speed Most Wanted
no matter how fast you can go, the cops can match your speed and will take out other cars to take you out

The more racers you defeat the higher rank on the blacklist and the harder it is to defeat said racers and time trials

The higher your heat level the more aggressive the cops.....even if you are in last place
 

DanielPowell33

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From Call of Duty 4, don't rely on shock and bloodloss to kill somone.
From Gears of War, don't where a helmet, you'll get killed.
 

Ren3004

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Save often

Viruses give you super powers

Killing things can somehow make you better at hacking computers or opening locked doors
 

L3m0n_L1m3

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You can survive as many bullets as they can shoot at you, as long as you have time to regenerate health.