Life Narrator?

[Ashtovo]

Morgan Freeman. That would make my life complete.

Fuck that, I want Gordon Freeman narrating my life!

he doesn't speak

OT

I want the Heavy to narrate my life.

"HE IZ WAlLING IN DOOR"

"HE IZ TOUCHING SASHA! DON'T TOUCH SASHA"

this

 

[Corkydog]

Morgan Freeman. That would make my life complete.

Fuck that, I want Gordon Freeman narrating my life!

But that would just be:
"...........(silence).........."

I would take the narrator from Arrested Development, whoever that was.

 

[piez13]

Aw, you beat me to it!

 

[TheFacelessOne]

Chris Rock, Pearlman, Liam Neeson, Halo Announcer, or...

Mickey Mouse.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Mickey Mouse.

That would be a blood-soaked, eye-ball-eating nightmare fresh from the mind of Lovecraft.
I'm going to have nightmares about that now.

 

[JimmerDunda]

The Pokemon narrator.

 

[dalek sec]

It's a toss between Liam Neeson, Ron Pearlman and the cast of Battlestar Galactica.

 

[CJ1145]

Let's see, who to pick...

Can I get a team-up between Yahtzee and Doug Walker? The Nostalgia Critic and Ben Croshaw, narrating my life... Dream come true right there.

 

[A random person]

I'd want to have the narrating voice from Gurren Lagann narrate my life for the sheer awesome of it.

Or Will Smith, because him doing a Bel Air rap with my life would be hilarious.

 

[londelen]

I'd like myself narrating my life. That would be pretty ballza.

 

[ZeroMachine]

Morgan Freeman. That would make my life complete.

Fuck that, I want Gordon Freeman narrating my life!

he doesn't speak

OT

I want the Heavy to narrate my life.

"HE IZ WAlLING IN DOOR"

"HE IZ TOUCHING SASHA! DON'T TOUCH SASHA"

this

That's the joke.

 

[DreamKing]

Brian Blessed would pretty funny, if I could hear what other people are saying. Him, or Ron Pearlman or the annoucer from either the first Pokemon Stadium or the one from the Soul Calibur series.

 

[dicai]

Sean Connery is my first pick... Or Graham Stark from Unskippable. Yahtzee will be always insulting my actions...

 

[laserwulf]

Charles Gray, the Criminologist from the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

 

[Skuffyshootster]

The narrator from 300. It's a tie between him and Morgan Freeman.

 

[CompanionCube]

Either both the guys from Unskippable (just the boring parts) or the guy who narrates Powerpuff Girls.

 

[ma55ter_fett]

Morgan Freeman. That would make my life complete.

Fuck that, I want Gordon Freeman narrating my life!

So the Biographical show on the history channel that details your life would have a narrator who never says anything?

And I agree Morgan Freeman would be perfect for this sort of thing.

 

[teutonicman]

Morgan Freeman, because he could tell me my family was just butchered and I`d still be calm.

 

[Woburn]

I would want Lemy to sing my narration.