"Bugger" thinks Ghost-Brian, staring at his shattered corpse.
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Dammit, HbrutusH you got there before me!
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Dammit, HbrutusH you got there before me!
Life of Brian
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Zombie Brian with his super-zombie strength, tosses the piano into the bathroom and turns to answer a loud knock on the door...
Great Weird Al refrence FuzziBunni, lemme know if you ever go to the hardware store again because I am so excited and I really don't care.
Brian couldn't care less about them and bites them. This turns them into zombies and the three of them start a zombie uprising.
The FCC finds their uprising questionable and deploys the National Guard and a few Combine Soldiers they happened to have. (All of which don't know how to deal with zombies, nor headcrab zombies)
Brian uses his exclusive and handy skills of shambling and moaning to turn a Combine into a Zombine. 'Cept this one is fresh enough to remember how to use a gun.
Whelp, this thread falls to an early grave. I guess that Combine thing was a bit of a silly idea.
Brian awakes in his bed. He sees his cannibal girlfriend next to him, and a ring of blood around her mouth. Brian checks his boidy, to find his hands have been replaced with rather less dextrous bloody stumps.
Brian takes this quite calmly until his alarm clock starts ringing, late, as usual. Without his hands, Brian finds he cannot turn off his alarm clock. With the annoying sound ringing in his ears, Brian beings to panic as his cannibal girlfriend awakes, looking fairly hungry.
He wakes up again to the sound of the ringing alarm, and notices his girlfriend is not a cannibal, sighing in relief, he attempts to get out of bed.
He finds he cannot move and there is a sharp pain in his side, his girlfriend isn't a cannibal.
She's an alien parasite and has attached herself to his abdomen, eventually he will be absorbed into her body, and his shrunken head will be all that is left, a vestigial funny face on her torso.
As he screams, she begins to stir.
He finds he cannot move and there is a sharp pain in his side, his girlfriend isn't a cannibal.
She's an alien parasite and has attached herself to his abdomen, eventually he will be absorbed into her body, and his shrunken head will be all that is left, a vestigial funny face on her torso.
As he screams, she begins to stir.
Then I rush in and devour her toes, for I am really an alien fighter from the planet ToeChew. Unfortunately, I also eat Brians toes and I make my escape, taking Ultrajoes toes as well.
Now, infected, maimed and toe-less, Brian attempts to stand, but finds that his toes were much more important to his balance than he had thought, and immediately collapses to the ground. He attempts to get up, but the pain from pushing on his still-bleeding wrist-stumps is astronomical, and he collapses once again.
To coin the phrase, Brian is screwed.
To coin the phrase, Brian is screwed.
He wishes that so many people hadn't sent him to the emergency room earlier in the thread, because then he could go to the emergency room, and then realises he has broken the fourth wall. Crawling through the hole in the fourth wall that he has created Brian finds himself in the Matrix.
The Matrix is corrupted by a 1337storm, a mixed cloud of spam, virii, and teh hotness leetspeek. The simulation malfunctions and creates an environment from the old Barney the Dinosaur tapes stored in it's historical archives. Brian notices now that they are cleaning up and asking him to do his share.