Life of the wanderer

[VuvuZelaMan]

Day 140: Treacherous rat! Bob keeps trying to destroy my cookbook while wrecking my tools, and Twinkies. I take what is salvageable and ditch Bob in the night, setting fire to the shelter. Hopefully the rat will burn. I care no more about eating him; I just want him dead.

 

[havass]

Day 141: I open up my backpack and realized I put Bob inside, and it was the cookbook I ditched into the shelter. We sat on opposite ends of the campsite and didn't talk to each other for a day.

 

[VuvuZelaMan]

Day 142: I wake up extra early to try and get away from the ferret "Bob", collapsing the small rodent's tent on it and setting the tent on fire. Seriously, I wish not to adventure with it anymore; I'll go alone!

I've at least made it a few miles away, and no ferrets in sight.

 

[Protocol95]

Day 143: It was because they were all underground and now they have surfaced. Entire armeis of them led by guess who. Yes a survivor of that one town that worshiped the cactus.

 

[havass]

Day 144: I've been in hiding from the ferrets. They're EVERYWHERE. Oh shit, there's something outside this wardrobe i'm hiding in. I'll write more tomorrow.

 

[VuvuZelaMan]

Day 145: It was just a can of beans that fell off the wardrobe. Mmm, beans...
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No sign of the ferrets relenting, though they seem to have routed the cactus cultists. I moved the wardrobe so I could look out the window a bit (only in the day, when I can't be seen).

 

[Protocol95]

Day 146: The ferrets have began a coup and this weakened state gave me an opportunity to flee. Now i've ended up in some resistance group that is fighting the facist ferrets.

 

[i don't know]

Day: 147: Today during dinner, I noticed that the food was kind of furry. After a few bites, I realize that the food isn't exactly dead yet...
It turns out that the food is actually just a bunch of rabid foxes. Those bastards don't appear to die from hydrochloric acid either. After knocking out my food, and eating it, I begin to feel serious stomach pain. 8|

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Day 148: I stumbled upon a pair of binoculars. Now I can see things that're over there! I see a warehouse in the distance, I'll check it out and see what I find.

 

[VuvuZelaMan]

Day 149: The warehouse contains a wrench, a crowbar, a hammer, a vuvuzela, and a shiny new shovel, along with a large bag with a can opener and some canned fruit. I take the lot, using the shovel as a walking stick.

On another bright note, no digestive issues with the canned foods.

 

[havass]

Day 150: Using the vuvuzela, I distract the fascists ferrets while the resistance group sneaks in. After I saw them go into the ferrets' base, I bolted. No point risking anything for those damn bastards.

 

[Protocol95]

Day 151: The resistance successfully overthrew the the facists and then captured me becaused I deserted them. After that I broke during yet another coup.