Life Story

[swift tongued]

About as interesting as the dictionary, rather thick and probably secondhand as the first person who bought it did their best to get rid of it. What? At least I'm honest.

Dictionaries can be quite intersting. Especially ones with pictures in them, not to mention that they are useful. Ofcourse this probably just means that I'm a boring person... Meh.

My would be exciting, with much journeying to far away places, and finding hidden treasure in exotic locations. I don't feel like writing any sarcastic comment after what I just said so create your own.

There isn't enough treasure in the world. If by some freak accident I become incredibly rich I'll have to try and remember to hide assorted treasures around the world for young adventurers to search for.

 

[InvisibleMilk]

My life story? It's gonna be better than the movie, that's for damn sure.

 

[Pseudonym2]

Probably a combination of James Joyce, William Burroughs, and Franz Kafka. Basically almost no one will understand it and the few that do will go insane from reading it.

 

[Locust]

I'd think it'd be something fairly depressing and quiet where the main character is tested and trialled time and time again, until they pull through and the story ends with a happily ever after.

 

[Berethond]

My life wouldn't be a book. It would be an awesome, epic, song written and performed by Myself, Ben Folds, Tony Kakko, and Andy Liu.

EDIT: It would be depressing as hell, too.

 

[Calobi]

About as interesting as the dictionary, rather thick and probably secondhand as the first person who bought it did their best to get rid of it. What? At least I'm honest.

But second-hand books rock. Their condition tells about their previous owners and tell another story. It's like getting a surprise story with your book; one you get to make up and wonder about.

 

[imperialwar]

My life book will be about how things i have been thinking about recently pop up in the world around me. Latest example: This exact topic.
As for the rest of epic Lord of the Rings sized novel it will consist mostly of trials and tibulations that test my mettle and drive me to insanity. How i was a detatched youth returned to reality by my one true love. How i have touched alot of peoples lives if only in a slight way. How i no matter how hard i drive myself and try my damndest i still can't catch a lucky break. That is the gist of the first 31 years.

So i guess a story of alienation and heartbreak scattered with a dash of brief hope.

 

[Adam Jenson]

Don't know bout myself but I can definitely say my cousins is something along the lines of drama/romantic comedy.