Doing pub crawls LIKE A BOSS!
Getting plastered LIKE A BOSS!
Up at daybreak LIKE A BOSS!
Missing toilets LIKE A BOSS!
Putting gloves on LIKE A BOSS!
Clearing ditches LIKE A BOSS!
Falling in them LIKE A BOSS!
Twisting ankles LIKE A BOSS!
Forgot my house keys LIKE A BOSS!
Breaking windows LIKE A BOSS!
Massive trauma LIKE A BOSS!
Neglecting doctors LIKE A BOSS!
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