Lines from movies that would be pretty cool on a T-shirt.

[FungTheDestroy]

In case it hasn't been said

"Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while that you shouldn't have fucked with?
*spit*
That's me (this part on the back maybe)"

-Gran Torino.

 

[primitivescrewhead]

"Who knows? It's gypsy town" - Man with the screaming brain

"I WAS FROZEN TODAY" - Suburban Commando

"Back to the CAHHPEHT!" - Kindergarden Cop

"Its not a tumour!" - Kindergarden Cop

"These are some nice floors" - Burn after reading

 

[crypt-creature]

"Do you know what he transformed into? Nothing! But he did so with honor!" - Transformers 2

"Die? In this racket?" - Kung Fu Hustle

"'UTTIN' ON THE 'IIIIITZ. " - Young Frankenstein

"SEDA-GIVE? " - Young Frankenstein

"Abby Normal" - Young Frankenstein

"Ixnay on the ottenray. " - Young Frankenstein

 

[GreyWolf257]

It is my title in one of the groups on this website, and I have an unexplainable love for it:
"A mental mind fuck can be nice." from The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Now that I think about it, just about everything in that movie would go well on a T-Shirt.

 

[Siegreich]

Wel I got a shirt with "Screw the rules I have money on it"

 

[FalloutJack]

I can't remember if it's in the Film because I saw it ages ago but it is most certainly in the book from which the film was very loosely based.

"No one can win against Kipple" (I did in fact get a t-shirt printed with that on it for a friends birthday)

P.S. Some kind of amusing gift or other internet idiocy for anyone who knows where that is from.

Spoiler: I got it

Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? (AKA: The book of Blade Runner)

But enough about that. Here's my quotes.

"You've got to be fucking kidding!" - The Thing

"I am not a number! I'm a free man!" - The Prisoner

Okay, The Prisoner ain't a movie, but do you care? That show was brilliance.

 

[Ckeesy]

"There were Skittles in there!"

 

[L24z13L]

One of my friends told me that she wants a shirt that says "Now I have a machine gun. Ho, ho, ho" I've never seen the movie she was quoting so I can't say if it's a good one or not.

 

[Chechosaurus]

I can't remember if it's in the Film because I saw it ages ago but it is most certainly in the book from which the film was very loosely based.

"No one can win against Kipple" (I did in fact get a t-shirt printed with that on it for a friends birthday)

P.S. Some kind of amusing gift or other internet idiocy for anyone who knows where that is from.

Spoiler: I got it

Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? (AKA: The book of Blade Runner)

Well, well, well... As a reward for your clearly excellent taste in books you can have...

Spoiler

http://www.thosefunnypictures.com/resize.php?file=pictures/8764/animal-funny-pic-Angry-Panda.jpg

I don't know how to embed pictures so that's all you're gettin'

 

[SHWiMM]

"Winter is coming..." With the direwolf sigil emblazoned somewhere on the shirt.
Ok, so it's not a movie...yet.

 

[benbenthegamerman]

I LOVE LAMP

 

[HellbirdIV]

"Get to da choopppaaaah!", or alternatively, "GET TO DA CHOPPAH NAU!"

Alternatively alternatively, for the SG-1 fans, "GET TO DA CHAPPA'AI!"

 

[Nillz]

"I want my scalps!"

You stole the words out of my mouth.

 

[Mr. Cyanide]

"Could everyone stop getting shot!?" - Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

"It's me bren gun" - See above, this was an awesome scene

"Go and put the kettle on" - Snatch

 

[The Salty Vulcan]

ZUUL! ZUUL ************! ZUUL!

 

[Teachingaddict]

Say hello to my Boom! stick (arrow pointing down) - actually im rather impressed with that one

 

[RobCoxxy]

"I am a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar".

THIS.
Wash <3

 

[Crofty]

"No Stairway... Denied!" Wayne Campbell, Waynes World

"Six men came to kill me one time. The best of them carried this. It's a Callahan full-bore autolock, customized trigger and double cartridge thorough-gage. It's my very favourite gun." Jayne Cobb, Firefly

 

[Insert Comedy Here]

Let's try the Scooby Doo Ending.