Lines you heard in a game that can be interpeted multiple ways.

[LadyZephyr]

"I know [Snake] better than anyone." - Otacon, MGS2, especially when you realize it's the exact same line Volgin said during the crotchgrab scene in MGS3. I lol'ed forever.


What Pankeyman said too. Banjo Kazooie is loaded with really inappropriate dialogue. I think there's even a few montages of them on YT.

 

[Redingold]

Old and well known on the internet. And nobody has ever bothered fixing the terrible typo (I'm too lazy myself), but...

Oh dear God...

The spelling...

It's horrible!

 

[elitecrewer]

"Don't come!" - Ashley in RE4. It never gets old.

So true, the ultimate one of these.

I saw this thread and thought it meant lines that have multiple meanings like they might in arty meanings or books, not lines that were innuendos. Oh dear.

 

[VTSK]

"I'll cover your rear, Miss Jade."

Peyj was such a pig.

Gah... pun... that's cruel.
Actually, it wasn't Peyj who said that, it was Double H.

 

[Redingold]

This is almost certainly meant to be interpreted in this way, but EVA, from MGS3, describing how to get into a research facility.

"The safest way to enter is from the rear, but first you'll have to head north, through the jungle. Pass through the jungle and you'll come to a crevice. The crevice leads to a system of caves. Pass through the caves and you'll arrive at a swamp."

EVA, for those of you who don't know, is hot.

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

"I'll cover your rear, Miss Jade."

Peyj was such a pig.

Gah... pun... that's cruel.
Actually, it wasn't Peyj who said that, it was Double H.

Yea, I noticed right after I posted. Double H said Miss Jade.
Peyj would;ve said "I'm right behind ya Jade!"

 

[VTSK]

"I'll cover your rear, Miss Jade."

Peyj was such a pig.

Gah... pun... that's cruel.
Actually, it wasn't Peyj who said that, it was Double H.

Yea, I noticed right after I posted. Double H said Miss Jade.
Peyj would;ve said "I'm right behind ya Jade!"

Or "Come here Jade, I've got something to show you."

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

"I'll cover your rear, Miss Jade."

Peyj was such a pig.

Gah... pun... that's cruel.
Actually, it wasn't Peyj who said that, it was Double H.

Yea, I noticed right after I posted. Double H said Miss Jade.
Peyj would;ve said "I'm right behind ya Jade!"

Or "Come here Jade, I've got something to show you."

That's more like it!

 

[suhlEap]

"What are you buyin?" - Merchant in RE4

Its not so much the sentence, just the way he says it.

"what're you selling?" Merchant in RE4. makes me feel like a prostitute

 

[MarsProbe]

"I owe you a big one."- Louis in Left 4 Dead.

You just reminded me of this modern classic, some of you may have seen it before:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NW8tE93Vx8Q

Just don't do what I did and play it at full volume, especially if you've got your earphones in!

 

[similar.squirrel]

Something about..
Having a Deku stick hidden somewhere.A Goron [I think]

 

[similar.squirrel]

Old and well known on the internet. And nobody has ever bothered fixing the terrible typo (I'm too lazy myself), but...

Oh dear God...

The spelling...

It's horrible!

*shudder*

Should I be ashamed or relieved that I missed that?