List of rules

[siffty]

hmmm

it would go
1)RUN FUCKER RUN

just remember meet me at bunings

 

[TIMESWORDSMAN]

Stage 1: Oh... Shit.

Stage 2: OH SHIT!

Stage 3: braaaaaiiins....

Stage 4: PROFIT!

 

[Biosophilogical]

1. Move to Australia
2. ...
3. No seriously, I have a hard time imagining zombies a) getting here b) surviving our ten billion poisonous animals (Godammit, even the platypus is venomous)

 

[Sassafrass]

Ohh la la, the longer, funnier one.
And that is one.

Aha! I am not easily annoyed, according to the prophecy.

*Looking out window, looks back* "Wait, start over. I wasn't paying attention."

 

[Sassafrass]

*Looking out window, looks back* "Wait, start over. I wasn't paying attention."

I always wondered, are you annoyed by irrelevant questions?

No I am not. Tell me, what gender are you?

And I'm doing #34 later. It'll be fun/

 

[Sassafrass]

No I am not. Tell me, what gender are you?

And I'm doing #34 later. It'll be fun/

I am Escapist server #5, thank-you-very-much

That is one of the ones I have done before. With a friend.
Also, let's stop the derail.

Good idea.
And I've just remembered rule 7. Always take a short-cut across gardens.

 

[traceur_]

1. Fucking run!

2. No, seriously, fucking run every single time, this isn't a video game, you are completely useless in this situation, fucking run.

3. Cardio, stolen from the movie but it's arguably the most important, you will need to be fit for all the running away you'll be doing.

4. Never enter a building straight away. Open, the door, jump back and make a lot of noise to flush out zombies.

5. Always have an escape route, clear one beforehand if necessary before entering a sheltered area.

 

[teutonicman]

Headshots usually inflict massive damage.... unless target thinks with penis.
If you have captured your arch enemy a bullet the head is not "too" good for them

Have you read The List?
http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html

Holy shit! It's like my life's manifesto.

 

[Soxafloppin]

1. Punch them all to death.

 

[Toaster Hunter]

1. There is no such thing as too much ammo.
2. Anything is a weapon is thrown hard enough
3. Wear running shoes. You don't need to outrun the zombies, only the slowest member of your group.
4. Wear a cool hat and coat. It may be the apocalypse, but style is still important.
5. Treat everyone as infected until proven otherwise. Note: This may lead to some legal backlash down the road.