listen up soldier!

[I Max95]

id go with my friend Barnes
hes already going to join the army and goddamit im not condemning somone who didnt choose that life
also he's huge and would probably be the best choice if i ever got into a fight among my friends

 

[Thedayrecker]

My friend Will because I like to bounce philosophical ideas off him, and it seems like the best way to kill time, after you're done killing germans (more specifically Nazis)

 

[open trap]

My mexican friend Xavier, he and i work well and are close friends, he and i are pretty loyal and im pretty sure hes goin to join the marines with me.

 

[GenericAmerican]

Would have taken my uncle Rodger, he was Spec forces in Vietnam. But he died of cancer a few years back, Agent Orange or some shit...so my buddy* Carelton, he's at West Point right now.

*More like acquaintance

 

[Dags90]

Ex-boyfriend. We're still really close, though we might raise some suspicion.

 

[Underground Man]

I'd like to secretly sneak in a body double of myself (drugged into complacency, obviously) so I can go AWOL without anyone noticing.

 

[emeraldrafael]

oh, as soon as my friend Jake found out, he'd sign right up after. He's always got my back. Let those rotten krauts and dirty japs try and take this island from us. Jake's psychoatic enough to walk into a battle field with a suit of armour and a flamethrower on the back. and i'd be the one loaded with grenades under my vest just so i could suicide run myself into their fox hole and laugh as I took every bastard in proximity with me.

Or I'd take Tim if i had a choice to fight in the cities. He's got gang experience, and he's tough as nails and gunship steel. Plus he fights dirty.

 

[SalamanderJoe]

I'd bring Batman. Because he's friggin Batman. Send him in carrying a lit bomb and he'd win the war in minutes.

 

[Grayjack]

My friend Alex. He goes hunting, so he has experience with a gun.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

An acquantince of mine, Jacob, since he knows just as much about the military as I do.

 

[chainer1216]

a friend? cory, he and i compliment each other well, and he and i have already been through some bad stuff together, nothing like a full blown trench war, but enough to know that if the shit hits the fan, we can count on each other.

 

[moonlantern]

I'd bring Spitler, my pal from the 319, and then we could be traumatized together.

 

[Gavmando]

I'd take my mate Brian. He's a paramedic. He can save me when I get shot.

 

[Enemy Of The State]

I'd take my friend Nic, he's an excellent shot.

 

[laststandman]

Anyone from my camp. They are all so damn anti-war that it'd be the experience of a lifetime seeing them crap their pants and then boil down to basic human instinct (kill or be killed). Or die because they were too slow to get the message.
The only exceptions to this are my mates Will and Zeb, who would be damn useful and I would rely on more than I would myself.

 

[Contun]

Spoiler: I'd probably be the most feared man in the US Army....

For America!