Little things that make life more fun

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Today I got a package in the mail, that I'd ordered a while ago. It was addressed to Jesus Christ. You see, I realized that you can enter any name you want when you order something as long as the address is correct.

So what do you do to make life a little more fun?
 

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Queen Michael said:
Today I got a package in the mail, that I'd ordered a while ago. It was addressed to Jesus Christ. You see, I realized that you can enter any name you want when you order something as long as the address is correct.

So what do you do to make life a little more fun?
doesnt your name have to match the name on the card?

on topic: sometimes when i go through an automatic door i part my arms as it opens so i look like a badass jedi but i really just look like douche. still makes me happy though
 

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When I send out Christmas cards, I usually put cute little things on the envelopes.

When I open the till at work sometimes I wave my hands and say "alohomora!" and people wonder why I giggle to myself.

I also like to play cat Buckaroo and dress my mums cat up cos he's so docile and doesn't give a crap.



 

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shootthebandit said:
Queen Michael said:
Today I got a package in the mail, that I'd ordered a while ago. It was addressed to Jesus Christ. You see, I realized that you can enter any name you want when you order something as long as the address is correct.

So what do you do to make life a little more fun?
doesnt your name have to match the name on the card?
Not if you give the company a sipping address that's different from the address of the person who's paying.
 

shootthebandit

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Queen Michael said:
shootthebandit said:
Queen Michael said:
Today I got a package in the mail, that I'd ordered a while ago. It was addressed to Jesus Christ. You see, I realized that you can enter any name you want when you order something as long as the address is correct.

So what do you do to make life a little more fun?
doesnt your name have to match the name on the card?
Not if you give the company a sipping address that's different from the address of the person who's paying.
Even better if you are deliberately not home when it arrives and they send it to the post office. You just turn up at the post office like "im here to collect a parcell for a mr Jesus. H .Christ and the "H" stands for hallelujah"
 

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Make overly manly plays in League. We go back in. Always.

As a great man once said: "If you have more than 1HP, you are ready to go."

J4/Vi Jungle, Singed top, Leona support and Twisted Fate mid. What is life without teleporting into a losing fight for either the worst or best play of your life? I would make overly manly plays in DOTA 2 but I can't for the life of me estimate either my or the enemy team's damage. It all seems to randomly spike, granted mine does because I play nothing but Phantom Assassin and Coup De Grace is a whimsical and unreliable *****.
 

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shootthebandit said:
on topic: sometimes when i go through an automatic door i part my arms as it opens so i look like a badass jedi but i really just look like douche. still makes me happy though
I do that from time to time, though I use a more subtle hand-wave (think Obi-Wan's Mind Trick hand twitch). Other times I try to time it so that the doors open right after I snap my fingers.
 

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Making eye contact with random people on transit.

When my hair is cut short (as it is now), everyone thinks they're being hunted by a loose-cannon neo-Nazi. It's quite funny to watch them get themselves freaked out. For best effect, I do all this while listening to Regina Spektor.
 

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lacktheknack said:
Making eye contact with random people on transit.

When my hair is cut short (as it is now), everyone thinks they're being hunted by a loose-cannon neo-Nazi. It's quite funny to watch them get themselves freaked out. For best effect, I do all this while listening to Regina Spektor.
This reminds me of something I did once. I was waiting for the metro once, it was a little late and I was completely alone in the station. Then one guy came so I decided to mess with him. So I stared in his direction until he looked in my direction then I looked away, took a step closer and stared at him again. I repeated this a few times and it didn't take long before he didn't dare look away.
 

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Yopaz said:
lacktheknack said:
Making eye contact with random people on transit.

When my hair is cut short (as it is now), everyone thinks they're being hunted by a loose-cannon neo-Nazi. It's quite funny to watch them get themselves freaked out. For best effect, I do all this while listening to Regina Spektor.
This reminds me of something I did once. I was waiting for the metro once, it was a little late and I was completely alone in the station. Then one guy came so I decided to mess with him. So I stared in his direction until he looked in my direction then I looked away, took a step closer and stared at him again. I repeated this a few times and it didn't take long before he didn't dare look away.
I'm going to try this.

If I get arrested, I'm blaming you.
 

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EeveeElectro said:
I also like to play cat Buckaroo and dress my mums cat up cos he's so docile and doesn't give a crap.
I think that's how most domestic cats see themselves anyway, so you putting a little crown on him just reinforces what he thinks of himself.
 

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lacktheknack said:
Making eye contact with random people on transit.

When my hair is cut short (as it is now), everyone thinks they're being hunted by a loose-cannon neo-Nazi. It's quite funny to watch them get themselves freaked out. For best effect, I do all this while listening to Regina Spektor.
Are some advantages when you look like a pale, bald white guy. Really like the fact that white people are more freaked out by me than any other race. Can tell you that it doesn't happen often enough to be a problem. Have to say, when it does, it's pretty sweet. Ever see a group of white kids cross the street because they don't want to pass you, it's freaking awesome. Really doesn't help matters at all, that I almost never smile.
 

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Yesterday at work I was out back tidying stuff up (I often get asked to do that because I'm one of the only ones who can lift the bigger boxes) and the boss walked in while I wasn't looking.

I was also singing 'Scientist Salarian' at nearly the top of my voice.

He stared at me for a second with an odd look on his face, then turned around and walked back out without a word. I later denied all knowledge of the incident. Since I'm generally known as "the big quiet guy who never smiles", nobody believed him.
 

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1: Seeing a scooter/moped at a red light. Standing next to it with my Honda Shadow VT1100, turning my head as if to say 'get a real vehicle', and then leaving the other person behind as I speed away when the light turns green.

2: Watching people I know that haven't been to my house yet come in, and then freak out when I open my terrarium and take out my +/- 80cm long Cornsnake.
 

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Ecstasy, loads of the little things! I kid, I kid.

Loud music, bad puns/jokes. Thirst for knowledge when it occasionally smacks me round the head.