LoadingReadyRun: A New Maiden

[niknar266]

I am the only one who thought when they said "you should see what they're doing with maidens in Japan they don't even have spikes" instantly thought tentacles. Gave me a really horrible mental image.

 

[Callate]

I am the very model of a modern maiden model owner...

 

[castlewise]

I think Andy's transition from "I don't want to be here" to "do go on" was very smooth.

 

[Darth_Payn]

Great video, guys! Kathleen, after hearing your description of the 2013 concept Maiden, all I can say is: SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!! And, I learned a lot about sales here.

 

[Smokescreen]

This one went a little long for me.

 

[Pebkio]

Ironically, I was thinking halfway through "Look, man, do you want a maiden or don't you?"

 

[Something Amyss]

Not a knock against Andy, but I don't think he was the right guy for this skit. Even worse when Paul came in, because he'd easily be one of my top choices.

 

[Proverbial Jon]

"Just because you hate people doesn't mean you hate the environment!"

Classic.

Not a knock against Andy, but I don't think he was the right guy for this skit. Even worse when Paul came in, because he'd easily be one of my top choices.

I was thinking this as well. This part was very much a straight role whereas Andy truly excels as a character actor.

 

[LaughingAtlas]

"I'm gonna tell my cousin about this place, he is fucked up!"
Fantastic punchline to a 5-minute joke. I'm now wondering if anyone actually sells iron maidens, and in such variety...

 

[Falseprophet]

Also, maiden [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_maiden_(torture_device)].

Hey, thanks for that. I never knew they weren't actually medieval torture devices.

 

[Aureliano]

Excellent shaggy dog. I spent the first minute or two thinking that Andy had come in to buy a lady-type maiden and didn't understand why they would be iron or steel or aluminum. Worth it for the punch line, but after Andy left the scene the stinger couldn't really compare.

 

[Geisterkarle]

I think the espresso machine and the iron maiden with the drink holder have combining possibilities ... be right back, got some sketches to draw...

 

[Monsterfurby]

Excellent xD

Somehow reminded me of this:

 

[Don Reba]

Best use of the word Fuck all year. There's precision F-Strike, and then there's this.

Yeah, it was the best.

 

[newwiseman]

I've always wanted an Iron Maiden. To further the torture of victims the inside will be playing the live recordings of Iron Maiden.

 

[Don Reba]

I've always wanted an Iron Maiden. To further the torture of victims the inside will be playing the live recordings of Iron Maiden.

Unless the victim is a fan, in which case you might just as well have filled it with plush animals.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I was really disappointed that Paul didn't turn out to be the cousin
You'd think it would be the quiet one who has something to hide, but I guess he's still at that Age of Innocence.

No, he was just on a Quest for Firing Tiny Italian coffee into his cups.

 

[newwiseman]

I've always wanted an Iron Maiden. To further the torture of victims the inside will be playing the live recordings of Iron Maiden.

Unless the victim is a fan, in which case you might just as well have filled it with plush animals.

No, I'm a fan of Iron Maiden. The live albums are torture. Everything sounds off key and the cheering of the crowd drowns out a few of the songs.

 

[ewhac]

I sensed some of Graham's writing in this -- his "customer service" scripts seem to have a signature flow to them.

As for Maiden options, I'm surprised they had nothing made from titanium.

"We also offer the 'Donald' -- a one-of-a-kind Maiden fashioned of imported hardwoods and galvanized steel spikes, carved in an ornate baroque style, and then completely gilt inside and out."

"Sounds garish."

"It is. Extremely. Trump had it made for use on, "The Apprentice," but the network rejected it, so he's asked us to find a buyer for it."

 

[Aardvaarkman]

Iron Maiden really went downhill after Live After Death.