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[bojac6]

How does the first ever Decadent Sports League competition have a tradition of using Yangtze River Dolphins?
But I must say, the decadence was impressive. Once I finish my dinner of a steak made from a Triple Crown winner, I plan on getting involved with some of these events.

 

[Red Pawn]

So Franklin Elway made the cut, but Desmond Lamont didn't. This leads me to assume that the Viking Secret Wild Card Poker Intercontinental Heavyweight Championship is some form of initiation.

 

[Sporky111]

Very clever, and well done.

I do think you spent too much time on the medal commentary that might have been better spent going over different sports, though.

 

[Lady Kathleen]

Being an indentured servant is no excuse for sloppy swordplay Kathleen.
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Hate to break this to you, but I don't actually know how to use a sword. It is my only weakness (my weakness to Bears not withstanding)

 

[i64ever]

Morgan's back! Yeah!!!

 

[Smokescreen]

Nicely done.

 

[omega247]

this would totally be more fun to watch than the olympics, and Nasa should think about maybe starting space shuttle racing...

Also, a poor show by Mr Burns at the bottom of the table

 

[ninja555]

Wow, I never knew Elway was so rich. Guess his career in No Limit Viking Secret Wild Card Poker must have Taken off. Ever thought of writing out the rules for that game?

 

[WeirdBlueOne]

I always enjoy when you guys do the professional fake sports videos. Awesome job. I don't know why but the Faberge Egg Toss was my favorite event.
Morgan is back! But for how long?.....

 

[TIMESWORDSMAN]

Does it it make me a bad person to say that I would not only watch this show, But buy the the hyper-dimensional cube rhombus set made entirely out of the eyeballs of sharktopus pups?

 

[ENKC]

It amuses me that A) someone in America has heard of cricket and B) you're implying it's a game played by millionaires.

 

[Death God]

That was awesome. It made me laugh pretty hard. I can't imagine if that was all real.

 

[dalek sec]

"I'm expensively blinded!"

That's got to be one of the best episodes you guy'a have done in a while! Now these are the kind of sports I would watch everyday if they were real!

 

[Defective_Detective]

Being an indentured servant is no excuse for sloppy swordplay Kathleen.
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Hate to break this to you, but I don't actually know how to use a sword. It is my only weakness (my weakness to Bears not withstanding)

First, I have to say, great video guys!

Secondly, I was going to mention Kathleen, your first move was to raise your sword, and simply let Alex theatrically clash against it, who was frankly just playing with you before he slit your guts open. You didn't even try to parry! Heck either of you could have ended it quickly had you went for a simple straight stab.

I expect better swordsmanship from a comedy sketch show crew, and if the standard does not improve, I will stop watching your video's forever. (Joke)

Sorry. Historical fencer in the house. : )

 

[RTR]

If pushing back the cure for cancer is the price to pay for entertainment. I have no problem

 

[gabe12301]

But the diamonds wouldn't break when you shot them...

 

[jameskillalot]

BEST SPORTS EVER

 

[niceguy191]

Wait, how did Paul operate the boom mic AND appear on camera? Also, with the type of money these people have to throw around, why aren't his eyes diamond-infused already?? That would obviously be the first thing anyone with that kind of money would do....

 

[Yankeedoodles]

Ha! Awesome

Paul, this is definitely one of your better writing jobs!

 

[Arctic Fox]

But the diamonds wouldn't break when you shot them...

They would if you shot them with diamonds.