...NAKEDMemo to self
Buried alive in an elevator under water
covered in thousands of flaming clown spiders
and they have to deliver a speech in front of hundreds of people
I agree. Actually, the fire would make it better. I like fire. I fear spiders and clown a lot though...meshuggeneh said:Brrr, thank you for not actually showing any flaming clown spiders!
The fact that it has to be changed to "will" pretty much destroys the entire point of the original joke.9thRequiem said:"In our defense, he did enjoy modern, regenerating-health, cover-based shooting"Norman Rafferty said:This is the best anecdote for "lowest common denominator" I've seen.
Now, watch the video again, only instead of "fear", think of these characters as "game developers". Puts the whole "big ideas" talk into perspective.
"In the end, they all will"
Lemon meringue pie and flaming clownspiders, the alpha and omega of our emotions."(...) are you ready to receive your deepest heart's desire?"
"Oh yeah, lay it on me."
"Behold!" he shouts, gesturing at the altar, where three large delicious-looking pies materialize.
"...My deepest heart's desire is pie?"
"Yep. Pretty much everyone's is, really, though most don't realize it. It's the simple pleasures, you know?"
"Huh. Well, pie is pretty awesome..."
"Exactly! Well, I must be off. See you around." He vanishes into a puff of black smoke.
ahhhh! thousands of naked flaming clown spiders!blackrave said:...NAKEDMemo to self
Buried alive in an elevator under water
covered in thousands of flaming clown spiders
and they have to deliver a speech in front of hundreds of people![]()
Awww.... but I hate pieThe Random One said:"(...) are you ready to receive your deepest heart's desire?"
"Oh yeah, lay it on me."
"Behold!" he shouts, gesturing at the altar, where three large delicious-looking pies materialize.
"...My deepest heart's desire is pie?"
"Yep. Pretty much everyone's is, really, though most don't realize it. It's the simple pleasures, you know?"
"Huh. Well, pie is pretty awesome..."
"Exactly! Well, I must be off. See you around." He vanishes into a puff of black smoke.
Ever since he got that promotion, Dale's Devil Character has started to spend his time hiding out in his office making scatalogical image macros to post on facebook.unacomn said:Very funny, but I'm a bit disappointed that Dale, the traditional LRR devil, didn't show up.