LoadingReadyRun: Fear Itself

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LadyRhian

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Just dump a couple million skittering bugs on their skin and have the bugs burrow into their naked flesh or enter through the, um, *other* orifices...
 

blackrave

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Memo to self
Buried alive in an elevator under water
covered in thousands of flaming clown spiders
and they have to deliver a speech in front of hundreds of people
...NAKED :D
 

Ohlookit'sMatty

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You know what? This is a good one // I'm liking the idea behind this video, also the fact that the people working here enjoying their job and have to think up of everyone's worst fear but then just get bored after a few hundred years and stick with what works on everyone

-M
 

redisforever

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meshuggeneh said:
Brrr, thank you for not actually showing any flaming clown spiders!
I agree. Actually, the fire would make it better. I like fire. I fear spiders and clown a lot though...
 

JonnWood

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9thRequiem said:
Norman Rafferty said:
This is the best anecdote for "lowest common denominator" I've seen.

Now, watch the video again, only instead of "fear", think of these characters as "game developers". Puts the whole "big ideas" talk into perspective.
"In our defense, he did enjoy modern, regenerating-health, cover-based shooting"
"In the end, they all will"
The fact that it has to be changed to "will" pretty much destroys the entire point of the original joke.
 

The Random One

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Ha ha ha, great one guys. Everything in the video is great, but somehow what sells it for me is that the real denizens of hell are wearing clearly fake novelty devil horns.

Also, it reminds me of the pie demon from Kingdom of Loathing.

"(...) are you ready to receive your deepest heart's desire?"

"Oh yeah, lay it on me."

"Behold!" he shouts, gesturing at the altar, where three large delicious-looking pies materialize.

"...My deepest heart's desire is pie?"

"Yep. Pretty much everyone's is, really, though most don't realize it. It's the simple pleasures, you know?"

"Huh. Well, pie is pretty awesome..."

"Exactly! Well, I must be off. See you around." He vanishes into a puff of black smoke.
Lemon meringue pie and flaming clownspiders, the alpha and omega of our emotions.
 

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blackrave said:
Memo to self
Buried alive in an elevator under water
covered in thousands of flaming clown spiders
and they have to deliver a speech in front of hundreds of people
...NAKED :D
ahhhh! thousands of naked flaming clown spiders!
 

Ledan

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What if the spiders were giant? Or better yet, the giant spiders were made of smaller giants spiders. And their legs were needles. And they laughed. Or screeched.
 

Ledan

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The Random One said:
"(...) are you ready to receive your deepest heart's desire?"

"Oh yeah, lay it on me."

"Behold!" he shouts, gesturing at the altar, where three large delicious-looking pies materialize.

"...My deepest heart's desire is pie?"

"Yep. Pretty much everyone's is, really, though most don't realize it. It's the simple pleasures, you know?"

"Huh. Well, pie is pretty awesome..."

"Exactly! Well, I must be off. See you around." He vanishes into a puff of black smoke.
Awww.... but I hate pie :(. What about jetpacks?
 

Mydnyght

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Am I the only one here who thought "pants-shitting terror" was a CheckPoint reference?
Where Kathleen mentioned "pants-shitting terror" and the bottom of the screen said "THE WORST KIND OF TERROR"...
 

ghostrider409895

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I do not think adding "giving a speech in front of hundreds of people" would work in conjunction with the flaming clown spiders. I think at some point you just stop caring about where you are and what you are doing.

Still, I would have the spiders not be on fire. It is more of a personal preference, but I feel seeing something you do not like on fire gives you a type of satisfaction. Seeing the arachnids burn would kind of feel like you are winning; however, the room being on fire while being swarmed by spiders would give a double feeling of helplessness. As a final word, I would not use spiders. I understand the fear of them swarming you, but I know that there are only a handful of spiders that can be truly harmful to me - though thousands of plain spider might be different. If I wanted to terrify a person, I would use ants. When they swarm a person, they do it to attack and they will kill. Have ever seen army ants attacking a larger insect and biting it to pieces while alive? Well, Jim has an it is the most horrifying thing in the world, and I agree with him. In short, I say flaming room with swarming clown army ants.
 

quysspe

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unacomn said:
Very funny, but I'm a bit disappointed that Dale, the traditional LRR devil, didn't show up.
Ever since he got that promotion, Dale's Devil Character has started to spend his time hiding out in his office making scatalogical image macros to post on facebook.

Though to be fair, that's his job now. For when Mark Zuckerberg finally bites it.