LeeshaJoy said:
One wonders why Asskick 3 didn't make the lineup...
They replaced the actor with a younger version, W.H. Iny Von Karate, but when shooting the film, our mustachioed hero jumped in from a helicopter through a window in the ceiling, and dropkicked Von Karate into japanese oblivion.
The film ended up never getting, but as a sign of true dedication, the fans of the first two acknowledged the (re-shot with Vanderpunch) third film as a mythical eldritch creature, of such astounding power that it would break television screens. They say that somewhere in a Hollywood vault, the original reel still lies dormant, waiting for a foolish mortal to unleash its manly power.
They say it's bacon flavoured.