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Le_Lisra said:
"How do they get the-"

"Not our problem!"
From my brain to Kathleen's mouth. It's like she read my mind a week before the video was even posted!

...or something. I may have to come back and work on that.

Isn't it a shame, though? The economy is hurting everyone. Won't someone please think of the amoral, sociopathic mercenaries?!
 

BehattedWanderer

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Kathleen saying "What a pain in the dick!" is now one of my favorite sound clips. I may have to start saying that.
 

dfcrackhead

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I want to see an ep of Merc Solutions where a snake infiltrates their base and someone tells Alex about it and he just yells "Snake? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!"
 

thorin01

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How long did it take for your throats to recover from that shoot? I've done that raspy voice for a couple of speeches and I know how much it messes up my throat afterwards.

Great video.
 

The Random One

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Ha pretty awesome! Although it'll be hard for any video to top the first Mercenary Solutions, it's one of my favourites. NO HITS ON ARBOR DAY
 

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"Electric Strangulation?"
"OH YEAH!"

"It has been almost for hours since I killed anyone."

"How do they get 'em in their..."
"It's...not out problem."

"Paris Hilton needs to disappear...I could do that one for free."

Great one.
 

Vohn_exel

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Haha pretty nice :D Good to come back from vacation to LRR. The first MS is my favorite, but this is good too!
 

SonicKoala

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Alright, maybe I'm missing something - I didn't find that episode funny at all. I laughed at the end when Alex began eating the C4, but apart from that, that was painfully disappointing. Seriously guys, you can do better.
 

Maldeus

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Am I the only one who wants to see a video game made out of this concept? You create your own comically amoral mercenary and team up with Alex and Kathleen. You can take different shamelessly evil missions from equally amoral political factions (which is all of them) in order to help pay the bills. The different factions will actually gain and lose influence based on the missions you complete (and, to a lesser extent, random grunts you kill in between missions), thus allowing one or the other of them to take over the world with your help. Alternatively, you can play all the factions against each other until every single one of them hits zero influence, at which point they collapse, leaving the world in anarchy. It'd be fun to play, have a potentially interesting mechanic in the influence system, and playing the gritty, gray morality for laughs would probably make for some hilarious writing.
 

unacomn

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You know, I just realized. LRR has a lot of weapons.Only thing missing is a bazooka. Could that be the next yard sale challenge?
 

JokerCrowe

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haha! I thought it couldn't find the first Mercenary Solutions. Damn you internet with your 404!
 

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Maldeus said:
Am I the only one who wants to see a video game made out of this concept? You create your own comically amoral mercenary and team up with Alex and Kathleen. You can take different shamelessly evil missions from equally amoral political factions (which is all of them) in order to help pay the bills. The different factions will actually gain and lose influence based on the missions you complete (and, to a lesser extent, random grunts you kill in between missions), thus allowing one or the other of them to take over the world with your help. Alternatively, you can play all the factions against each other until every single one of them hits zero influence, at which point they collapse, leaving the world in anarchy. It'd be fun to play, have a potentially interesting mechanic in the influence system, and playing the gritty, gray morality for laughs would probably make for some hilarious writing.
Just QFT. This sounds like a fun game.