LoadingReadyRun: Rapidfire 3, Episode 3

[Aardvaarkman]

I did not survive the hilarity.

 

[Imp_Emissary]

Well done!
Wait. This is Episode 3 of Rapidfire 3.
Does that mean it's over?

Please say no....

 

[Proverbial Jon]

Dave's pet spa and crematorium (Some pets can be jerks)

That line almost killed me.

 

[AngryMongoose]

This was absolute pure brilliance from start to finish. I was genuinely laughing throughout. I was worried that a new RapidFire would get bogged down, but this has far outdone the old series. Well amongst your funniest work.

Loving the European Mercs.

 

[Gilhelmi]

Is it even possible to make an ad for an accountant without the words shit and jail?

I was going to ask the same thing.

Yes, it is called MARKETING.

Let us maximize your profits, using state of the art techniques, that ensure your money stays your money. Contact your local "Colombian tax support and investments" now.

 

[whollymindless]

W00t! Tie Game!!

Come on Episode! You can do it!

Thea Rapidfire guy is a bit of a jerk!

 

[Jopoho]

Is it even possible to make an ad for an accountant without the words shit and jail?

I was going to ask the same thing.

Yes, it is called MARKETING.

Let us maximize your profits, using state of the art techniques, that ensure your money stays your money. Contact your local "Colombian tax support and investments" now.

It also depends on the accountant in question: http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/loadingreadyrun/6239-Seth-McDebit

 

[CleverCover]

Loved this episode to pieces. The detective one wasn't quite as funny, but the mercs and the commercials made me laugh and fall out of my chair.

Which hurt by the way....

And the stinger! Beej is amazing in this episode. Dude's funny.

 

[Gilhelmi]

Is it even possible to make an ad for an accountant without the words shit and jail?

I was going to ask the same thing.

Yes, it is called MARKETING.

Let us maximize your profits, using state of the art techniques, that ensure your money stays your money. Contact your local "Colombian tax support and investments" now.

It also depends on the accountant in question: http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/loadingreadyrun/6239-Seth-McDebit

Yes, definitely "him". He would stop "them".

 

[boradis]

*Great* SCTV homage!

And just so our younger readers can see what I mean, here's some pure comedy gold: http://youtu.be/oDqY4KO1x8o

 

[Mydnyght]

Awesome. Pure awesome.

Graham, how can you get such a short Spanish phrase that wrong? Not a word of it was pronounced correctly. You remind me of that stats prof I had in the uni. The man was from Quebec, so he saw it as his solemn duty to mangle every single word of English. Even with words you would never think to pronounce differently, he would always find a way.

Didn't you see Rapidfire two weeks ago?
That spokesman couldn't say "dialysis" right either.

 

[Don Reba]

Didn't you see Rapidfire two weeks ago?
That spokesman couldn't say "dialysis" right either.

That was hilarious, but not a good enough opportunity to complain about my former stats prof.

 

[[The]Rock]

This broke me the first time I watched it.

My chest still hurts.

 

[theheroofaction]

Come on down to dave's and he'll do with numbers that makes you not have to go to.

See, not that hard.

 

[Lancer873]

I'm really rather impressed at Graham's Acting with the Worst Spokesperson Ever. Takes a lot of skill to get hand movements to look that weird. .-.

 

[Trombone_Hero]

Who wants to bet that the uninterrupted line in the stinger was "Come on down to Dave's taco stand and viral research center. If you want a case of anthrax, or quesadilla, then Dave's is the place for you.