I live in Utah, we're disturbingly notorious for being a bunch of bland fucks when it comes to our local cuisine.
#1 offender is "funeral potatoes." It's a potato casserole made with boiled potato, canned soup, cheese and crumbled corn flakes.
Also, "Fry Sauce." This is what happens when the locals decide "Ketchup is just too darn spicy, better cool it down with some mayonnaise." To be fair, I've seen it mixed with a dab of relish or make a shake of paprika...but it still tastes like a cup of hot sick.
#1 offender is "funeral potatoes." It's a potato casserole made with boiled potato, canned soup, cheese and crumbled corn flakes.
Also, "Fry Sauce." This is what happens when the locals decide "Ketchup is just too darn spicy, better cool it down with some mayonnaise." To be fair, I've seen it mixed with a dab of relish or make a shake of paprika...but it still tastes like a cup of hot sick.