LOL moments in games.

[Samurai Jim]

I watched my younger brother magically swim through the turf and erupt out of the ground to sack the quarterback in Madden 2010 (I don't care if they call it Madden 10, it's 2010, not the middle of pax romana). We laughed about that for days.

 

[Weaver]

One of the damnedest thing happened in Dragon Age: Wynne went blackface.

I just loaded up the game, her whole body was white, but her face was black. And not just like SOLID black, I mean it still had discernible facial details, shading the works. Evidently, this happened to some other people so I'm not crazy.

Not to long ago, I got a friend of mine to sit down and play through the entire Metal Gear Solid series. Back when I played it, I overlooked a lot of the dialogue because it was just crammed full of awesome, but watching him play it, you really catch a lot of the stupid shit some of these characters say.

Take Meryl, for example. In MGS, she claims that she's being firing a Desert Eagle since she was eight years old! I'm 20 years old, 6'0" and can lift about twice my body weight and *I* have a bit of trouble firing a .50 handgun, so how the fuck can an 8 year old handle this with ease?

"I've been firing a gun like this since I was eight years old. I'm more comfortable with it than I am with a bra."

Metal Gear Solid 2 had a lot of things that were complete bullshit, but I usually let is slide in favor of suspension of disbelief, but when they say things like Fatman built his first atomic bomb at the age of ten or that Raiden held his first assault rifle at the age of four, I start throwing shit at my screen

Metal Gear Solid 3 was a goddamn masterpiece. My only big complaints are: What the fuck does The Boss and Big Boss being irradiated have anything to do with the storyline AT ALL? Do the Japanese think radiation is fucking magic or something? Also, the game harps on about Big Boss being the co-developer of CQC. So technically, at this time, only Big Boss and The Boss should have mastered it, right? So why does Big Boss constantly get his ass handed to him by pretty much everyone in the game in hand-to-hand combat? I mean, even Ocelot, a rookie by any other name, managed to hold his own after "picking up a few new moves" overnight. WHAT THE FUCK?!

I'm of the opinon that Kojima can't write a story to save his life. It's as if a 12 year old kid on a sugar high just went nuts one day and wrote down a bunch of stuff he thought would be "awesome and cool" and then later strung them together with ridiculous plot devices, awful dialogue and annoying characters.

Admittedly I'm not sure how much of this comes from translations and cultural differences. For instance, my one friend was a metal gear fan until he tried to show me MGS2 and I pointed out to him just how stupid everything was. We now have what we call in my house "Raiden Syndrome" which I find is popular in MANY Japanese games; A clueless main character.

I honestly can't remember the specifics, but it's when the main character repeats what was just said to him but in the form of a question. Play MGS2 and you will see this ALL the time. The Colonel will say something like "Okay Raiden, use the ledge to drop down." Raiden then replies "Drop Down?" "Raiden, use the ladder to climb up", "Ladder?" This goes on and on and on, and it's fucking hilarious.

The most recent offender *I* played was The Last Remnant.

Competent Character: "The Gae Bolg blew a hole in the ground, we fell through and now we're in this cave."
Main Character: "Cave?"

Like, this guy doesn't even have a BASIC GRASP OF HIS SURROUNDINGS. He's utterly. fucking. clueless. I don't know why this is such a pandemic in Japanese games, but it really is funny.

 

[Magnikai]

Air 'swimming' in Oblivion. Although the time I got myself stuck in a dive kick against a building in Spider-Man Web of Shadows is a close second.

 

[slarlath]

I can't quite remember what game it was, I think Rainbow Six Vegas. I heard the AI shout
Enemy 1"Cover me!"
Enemy 2"F*** you, cover ME!"

 

[Audun]

Discovering in Call of Duty 4 if you hold a grenade to long you die. I got some fancy kills with that as well.

Theres a challange for that in Mewtwo.

OT: Funniest game moment for me had to be Murray from...well...Cookie for reference?

"I will stride into the gates of Hell with your head on a pike!"
"Stride?"
"Ok then, Roll, Roll into the gates of Hell with your head on a pike!"

That skeleton never ceases to crack me up.

The Monkey Island series is an endless well of laughts

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

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[Joa_Belgium]

This was quite funny:

Spoiler: Breakdancing Raider corpse

Another one that I encountered two days ago, was the notorious infinite spawning bug in Assassin's Creed 2. I saw an archer on a rooftop, he noticed me and warned me to leave. Naturally I pulled my hidden blade on him, but as soon as I killed him, he started spawning exponentially. One became two, two became four, four became eight, eight became sixteen and so on. What did I do? What anyone else would do: pull double assassinations constantly to fight the spawning point. The game finally started lagging heavily. So much in fact, that my PS3 simply froze. But damn it, it was so hilarious.

I wish I had recorded that.

 

[Phill]

brutal legend at the point where the bodyguards join your side and first help you: (looks around) "I'M HELPING! " XD that point always makes me giggle.

 

[Small Waves]

Moments I remember:

1. A weird glitch in THSP2 that got me stuck in mid air without super gravity or flying, allowing me to get 185 mil.
2. Texture fuckups in Fallout 3.
3. My first time playing Gambol [a] (YOU SUCK KONAMI WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT).
4. Trapped inside of walls in Sonic 3.
5. In The Answer in Peronsa 3, there was character/voice actor mismatching. A line of Akihiko was spoken by Mitsuru.

 

[Premonition]

World of Warcraft, to be honest, had the most lulz for me. With all the references that keep popping up.

 

[Veldt Falsetto]

Not to long ago, I got a friend of mine to sit down and play through the entire Metal Gear Solid series. Back when I played it, I overlooked a lot of the dialogue because it was just crammed full of awesome, but watching him play it, you really catch a lot of the stupid shit some of these characters say.

Take Meryl, for example. In MGS, she claims that she's being firing a Desert Eagle since she was eight years old! I'm 20 years old, 6'0" and can lift about twice my body weight and *I* have a bit of trouble firing a .50 handgun, so how the fuck can an 8 year old handle this with ease?

"I've been firing a gun like this since I was eight years old. I'm more comfortable with it than I am with a bra."

Metal Gear Solid 2 had a lot of things that were complete bullshit, but I usually let is slide in favor of suspension of disbelief, but when they say things like Fatman built his first atomic bomb at the age of ten or that Raiden held his first assault rifle at the age of four, I start throwing shit at my screen

Metal Gear Solid 3 was a goddamn masterpiece. My only big complaints are: What the fuck does The Boss and Big Boss being irradiated have anything to do with the storyline AT ALL? Do the Japanese think radiation is fucking magic or something? Also, the game harps on about Big Boss being the co-developer of CQC. So technically, at this time, only Big Boss and The Boss should have mastered it, right? So why does Big Boss constantly get his ass handed to him by pretty much everyone in the game in hand-to-hand combat? I mean, even Ocelot, a rookie by any other name, managed to hold his own after "picking up a few new moves" overnight. WHAT THE FUCK?!

In MGS 4 theres a moment when you literally go 'oh, MGS 3 now has a place in the story...cool'

 

[Veldt Falsetto]

In Final Fantasy X a boy in Kilika says "When I grow up I wanna be a Blitzball"
Dragon Age "My Warden sense is tingling"
Anything to do with Ultros on Final Fantasy VI
Snake's "Metal Gear?"
On MGS3 where Big Boss rips on James Bond films
...Hell any comedy part in the MGS series
Everything The King Of All Cosmos says
Loads

 

[twostripe]

first times playing fat princess and castle crashers

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

first times playing fat princess and castle crashers

Eh? what's this about a fat princess?

 

[Hapetiitti]

OT: Funniest game moment for me had to be Murray from...well...Cookie for reference?

"I will stride into the gates of Hell with your head on a pike!"
"Stride?"
"Ok then, Roll, Roll into the gates of Hell with your head on a pike!"

Murray the Demonic Skull in ToMI chapter 3 gave me some of the best laughs in the entire game And I loved his commenting in the end credits xD "Playtesters... Sitting in a dark room filled with lava lamps, and they think it's heaven!" Oh how I lol'd

 

[Beldaros]

jumping off the tallest building in san andreas and surviving. without a para. Actually pretty much any old GTA game when you're dicking about.

Worms is always a good laugh.

new games just aren't as funny.

In the sims 2 my character was playing on the couch on his own in the middle of the night. His wife woke up and went to the bathroom. He stopped when she opened the door, but when she got back into bed he started again, I didn't manipulate it at all and it was so funny.

Also in the sims. One of kids came into the bedroom jumping for joy over his report card the moment his parents stopped having sex.

 

[jesse.]

Talking to the Normandy janitor in Mass Effect 2, he says something about things falling through the cracks and then says "hehehehe. Through the cracks." I laughed. Mass Effect 2 has actually made me laugh quite a few times.

Edit: I remembered another one that had to be mentioned! I couldn't find a picture of it, but in one of the shops on omega I found a really strange looking magazine that may or may not have been alien porn. It was like the kind of thing I'd expect to see on futurama, and it was hilarious.

Metalocalypse wins man

 

[Mushroomfreak111]

fallout 3 one of those bounty hunters got glitched around a tree and sling shot over a set of stairs

Something similar with me, a super mutant fell over a lightpole and was suddenly shot out into space. Literally!

 

[Ultress]

[url http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWrdo9QX8QI] The maxed Social Link Yosuke from P4[/url]


I had a hard time using him in battle because of how silly Susano-o looks.


There's also a guy in Wild Arms 2 who keeps a hole in his roof because it's so darn convenient to go in and out of.

 

[Dapsen]

in the start of the first assassin's creed game, where you have t beat up a hobo, and you hit him 3 out of 4 needed times and then he suddenly fucks you up, until you hit him 1 more time and he goes "i yield i yield!"