Longest ammount of time without showering?

[Chrissyluky]

So out with it. what is the longest period of time you've had without bathing? mine was probably the week i camped with my friends(i hate public showers) i lived off deodorant that week. Here is the top so far.

Wow, a lot of people have went for a while.
I think the longest I've gone without a bath was...
7 months.
But now I bath regularly.

The escapist is indeed a dirty place. I REALLY hope nobody can top this one.
Why was this revived? let the thread die please.

 

[Mozza444]

not sure why ud post a topic on this... but lovely

 

[Chrissyluky]

not sure why ud post a topic on this... but lovely

Because I'm out of ideas :/ . So why not? also welcome to the escapist. Food for the road: try to contribute to threads you post on please.

 

[teisjm]

8 days
The first year i was at roskilde festival, i didn't midn the thought of public showers but i wsa too cheep to pay for them.
I did go for a swim or two in the lake they had though.

And i might add that this was durrign the summer, we're you're already damn sweatty, AND you're thrashing around at concerts every night.

I stank so hard that week.

 

[Teh_Doomage]

I've gone two weeks before, just a deodorant bath everyday.

Was during the winter time too.

This is an interesting topic.

 

[Ultress]

About a weekend at a church camp cause I really didn't care for the showers, Axe spra.y was my friend

 

[Sonicron]

That'd probably be the 6-day field exercise (called Biwak) when I was still with the Bundeswehr. Still, we were forced to wash up a bit every morning, and while the officers had actual showers, all us lowly recruits got were a few canisters of ice-cold water. Brrrrrrrr.

 

[Chrissyluky]

About a weekend at a church camp cause I really didn't care for the showers, Axe spra.y was my friend

Ew, I hate that axe spray. makes men smell like a french whore. just like i don't like it when girls wear perfume.

 

[Teh_Doomage]

Something I forgot to add, George Carlin said it best, you don't need to shower everyday, you just need to wash the 4 key areas...armpits, asshole, crotch, and teeth...and you can save yourself a lot of time by using the same brush on all 4 areas....

 

[Eleuthera]

4 or 5 days I'd guess, at either Pinkpop or Lowlands festivals

 

[Heathrow]

Longest is probably a week, when I'm camping or when I'm feeling antisocial and don't have any pressing engagements.

 

[Chrissyluky]

Something I forgot to add, George Carlin said it best, you don't need to shower everyday, you just need to wash the 4 key areas...armpits, asshole, crotch, and teeth...and you can save yourself a lot of time by using the same brush on all 4 areas....

George carlin must have indeed been a genuis.
"Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?" (also look at your post count then look at mine =D.)

 

[Teh_Doomage]

Something I forgot to add, George Carlin said it best, you don't need to shower everyday, you just need to wash the 4 key areas...armpits, asshole, crotch, and teeth...and you can save yourself a lot of time by using the same brush on all 4 areas....

George carlin must have indeed been a genuis.
"Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?" (also look at your post count then look at mine =D.)

Agreed is was a genius. It's the same...almost...maybe one or two off.

OT: I hate axe body spray...it's like...meh, just give me a stick of Old Spice and I'm golden.

 

[Zersy]

A week.

Thats it ! I'm a very hygenic person.

 

[Arkhangelsk]

I never take baths, but I shower. The longest I've gone without a shower is about two months. Yes, I'm very dirty, and not in a good way...

 

[Chrissyluky]

I never take baths, but I shower. The longest I've gone without a shower is about two months. Yes, I'm very dirty, and not in a good way...

thats...awful i think you win for now im going to put you in the op now. congratulations?