Longest ammount of time without showering?

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Ninja Tank

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3 and 1/2 months. I was in the middle of moving and had to camp outside of my house cause it was not done. with no shower i did the cover myself in spray thing
 

Chrissyluky

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Ninja Tank said:
3 and 1/2 months. I was in the middle of moving and had to camp outside of my house cause it was not done. with no shower i did the cover myself in spray thing
that was...awful. after a week i would at least take a shower at a friends house/apartment that is just awful.
 

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Chrissyluky said:
Ninja Tank said:
3 and 1/2 months. I was in the middle of moving and had to camp outside of my house cause it was not done. with no shower i did the cover myself in spray thing
that was...awful. after a week i would at least take a shower at a friends house/apartment that is just awful.
well i just changed states
 

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Teh_Doomage said:
Something I forgot to add, George Carlin said it best, you don't need to shower everyday, you just need to wash the 4 key areas...armpits, asshole, crotch, and teeth...and you can save yourself a lot of time by using the same brush on all 4 areas....
"I didnt have enough time for a shower this morning, so i just brushed the sweet spots"

OT: About a week maybe, it was during the holidays and i wasnt the happiest person then, but i eventually got out and had a shwer, i tihnk i lost about 1 kg of dirt.
 

EnzoHonda

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Without actual bathing, about two months when I was a kid, staying at the family cottage. But, I went swimming in the lake 3-5 times a day. I was probably filthy anyway, but no on told me so...
 

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Chrissyluky said:
CrazyHaircut94 said:
I never take baths, but I shower. The longest I've gone without a shower is about two months. Yes, I'm very dirty, and not in a good way...
thats...awful i think you win for now im going to put you in the op now. congratulations?
Yay, I feel so honored. [/sarcasm] I can also tell you that I have dreads, which means I can only wash my hair a few times a month. Feel free to vomit.
 

Lost In The Void

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Ya...the longest is two days for me. I'm sorry but I will find a shower regardless where I am, whether I have to jump in a fucking lake and scrub I will.
 

DemonicVixen

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I know my mother never showers. She hates the shower and avoids it at all costs. Thus she must reek, i havn't dared to take my gas mask off when im near her lol.

Ok actually she just gets a bath due to joint problems so she is reasonably clean.
 

MercenaryCanary

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Wow, a lot of people have went for a while.
I think the longest I've gone without a bath was... :(
7 months.
But now I bath regularly.
 

Chrissyluky

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Mercanary57 said:
Wow, a lot of people have went for a while.
I think the longest I've gone without a bath was... :(
7 months.
But now I bath regularly.
my god your exaggerating, RIGHT? surely you must be joking.
 

GundamSentinel

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About two weeks I guess. Not because of any particular reason. Just because I felt like it.
 

Xanadeas

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About two weeks. I was feeling depressed, anti-social, and generally had nowhere to go. Not to mention I don't sweat much and tend to avoid rolling around in filth like the common folk. D<
 

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Teh_Doomage said:
Something I forgot to add, George Carlin said it best, you don't need to shower everyday, you just need to wash the 4 key areas...armpits, asshole, crotch, and teeth...and you can save yourself a lot of time by using the same brush on all 4 areas....
Yeah it's called a whore bath and I'm a big believer in it. I only shower once every couple of weeks but give the 4 key areas some love every day. I also wash my head in the sink because I only have like a half inch of hair.
 

Lost In The Void

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Mercanary57 said:
Wow, a lot of people have went for a while.
I think the longest I've gone without a bath was... :(
7 months.
But now I bath regularly.
Please for the love of God tell me you're joking....did you at least wash your hair?
 

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Chrissyluky said:
UncleUlty said:
About a weekend at a church camp cause I really didn't care for the showers, Axe spra.y was my friend
Ew, I hate that axe spray. makes men smell like a french whore. just like i don't like it when girls wear perfume.
so that's why girls avoid me and here I was thinking it was my nasty demeanor.