Longest ammount of time without showering?

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aarontg

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I dont shower through the whole weekend sometimes but I think it was about five days, it wasnt out of lazyness I know that.
 

Xyphon

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Roughly 13-14 months. When you don't have a home and the water around is most likely full of harmful bacteria, you don't exactly want to touch it.
 

Sronpop

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I have gone just over a week without showering, its horrible really, I try to stay clean I just don't have time to shower everyday with half assing it in college, pretending to work on assignments at home, actually going to my shitty job(which makes me filthy might I add) and my internet/gaming addiction. Showers just don't fit in everyday.

When I was in school 2 of my mates decided not to take off their school uniform for a week, thats monday morning to either friday night or sat morning I cant remember, no taking it off, not even to change underwear, you have to sleep in it and you arent aloud shower. I joined in for 1 day just to see what it would be like, the worst part is feeling disgusting that you slept in your clothes then having to last another day in them before you get home. I quit after 1 day, one of the other lads quit after 2. The 3 guy went all the way to saturday night without getting out of his uniform, just because he could. And yes, he is my most disgusting friend and I bet he would give this thread a run for its money.
 

Spitfire175

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I don't beleve anyone who says more than 4 months.

My record is 3 weeks, thanks to Medieval: total war.
 

TikiShades

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I think I went two weeks before when I was younger, because I remember watching "Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy" when Billy said he had taken a shower 15 days previous of being called smelly and mentally going "So? I've done that! Hrm, that's probably bad considering that was supposed to be a hyperbolic joke. Oh my." Well, I said something like that.

So yeah, somewhere around 15 days. I did not enjoy showering.
 

Julianking93

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About a day when I got up late and had places to be all day from 7 in the morning to 7 at night.

Other than that, I take a shower everyday.
 

ProfessorLayton

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About a day. Once I went camping in the woods and I couldn't shower but I showered right when I got home. I take a shower every single morning or else my hair will turn into straight grease and it's disgusting and feels weird.
 

Thisbedutch

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About a week. I really hate having greasy hair and that's about as long as I can go before I have to wash it desperately.
 

Sonicron

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Furburt said:
Sonicron said:
That'd probably be the 6-day field exercise (called Biwak) when I was still with the Bundeswehr. Still, we were forced to wash up a bit every morning, and while the officers had actual showers, all us lowly recruits got were a few canisters of ice-cold water. Brrrrrrrr.
Is there conscription in Germany? Like in Switzerland where you have to a years compulsory military service?
Yes indeed, there is. However, you have the chance to refuse doing service in the military; should you choose to do so, you must instead perform a sort of community service (driving ambulances, working with handicapped kids, and the likes). Since I know I'm no good at these things I opted for the military route once I was deemed fit for service. (If you are for some medical or psychological reason found unfit, you don't have to do either service.) The minimum duration of service (you can, of course, always choose to prolong your service) is 9 months, and boy was I glad when it was over - after basic training (the hardest part), the remaining 6 months were a boring bureaucratic nightmare of red tape and regulations.
 

Fairee

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Chrissyluky said:
So out with it. what is the longest period of time you've had without bathing? mine was probably the week i camped with my friends(i hate public showers) i lived off deodorant that week. Here is the top so far.
Mercanary57 said:
Wow, a lot of people have went for a while.
I think the longest I've gone without a bath was... :(
7 months.
But now I bath regularly.
The escapist is indeed a dirty place. I REALLY hope nobody can top this one.
Bwahahaha, you're going to be disgusted by me... I've been 12 months without a shower or bath. xD
 

jboking

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Two weeks in my early teens. Now days I feel nasty if I don't shower at least once every two days.
 

HE Shaunshaun

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about 2 weeks is the max for me. it's just cos of illness and overworking.

protip here: dont get in a bath when tired, drowning hurts.
 

Cakes

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About a day, maybe two? And this is only when I'm so horrendously ill I can't even work up the strength to cleanse myself.

Some of the other answers here though, holy shit.