Loopholes?

[icyfresh]

Hey everyone!! i know this girl and we both REALLY want to go out with eachother, or kiss, or anything!!! but her parents are fucking strict!! we cant do anything in secret because the girl is a terrible liar... so we need a loophole, the rules are:
no kissing boys untill shes 16
no dating untill shes 16
no sex untill marriage
ect

 

[TeeBs]

Make love to her

 

[Tartarga]

no kissing boys untill shes 16

Get a sex change, or a lawyer. Either one would probably help.

 

[Dimitriov]

I'ma suggest wait 'til she's 16...

 

[Marter]

...wait until she's 16.

EDIT: Ninjas. They got me.

 

[TheEvilJester]

Snuggle each other?

Don't look at this post like that snuggling is always acceptable.

Snuggle, cuddle, that weird nose rub thing, oil massages?

 

[xdgt]

Well 16 is only 13 in a 7 base system (1=7 , 6=6 => 7+6=13) so if she is over 13 you are good to go.
Also you may claim you are not a boy but a man.

 

[Bored Tomatoe]

SNUGGLING! Snuggling kicks ass.