Loot and Level up

[PixelKing]

Shave beard.

Gain Hat.

 

[M0rp43vs]

Death by Rube Goldberg-like contraption ending in dropping of a herd of cows

Level up!
Contraption building +5
time on hands +60
Social life -120

Obtained:1 sweet beard

Learnt: Ability to grow a sweet beard

 

[Best of the 3]

*downs in syrup*

Loot: All your sweet breads and beard :3

 

[xmbts]

*Hits with toaster*

Gains +10 squishyness.

 

[Best of the 3]

*dropes a mellon on your head*

Loots: All your Gorillaz CD's :3

 

[Sozac]

Punches Best of 3 in his teacup weakpoint!
Loots a fleshlight?(+5 charisma +1 illumination -1 self respect)
Sozac levels up to level 2.
Gains Basic fireball spell.

 

[Wintermoot]

death by bonking
I loot a demon,s horn and +10 points into the "beating stuff up with a baseball bat" stat

 

[One Seven One]

I set you on fire. unfortunatly for you there are no medics around.

I loot one heads sey and a broken beseball bat.

I put 7 points into my "Can't touch this" skill.

 

[Dr.Susse]

*Death with a side of salad*

Item received: Jack Daniels

Level up:
Liver health -10%

 

[PixelKing]

Death by poison alcohol.

Level up:
+10 poison
+20 sneaky twat
-5 honor.

Loot: Pants of -10 panic.

 

[M0rp43vs]

Death By power of love... focused into one hadoken beam

Obtained 1 unfair captcha

Is that chinese?
Chinese skill not high enough to decipher
Captcha thrown away

Loot his Immortal sole
Description:A sole which never wears out (feet comfort +70, shoe durability+40)
Only usable with size 3 shoes
Spelling -5
Reading -3
Punning+1

 

[Best of the 3]

*beats you with unreadable captcha*

Satisfaction: +100

 

[One Seven One]

Death by falling sand.

I loot a captcha, eh, just vendor trash..

+8 uncaring.

Death by throwing knife!

I loot a ninja hood.

+14 Sneak
+4 stabbing

 

[Tharwen]

I kill with lack of topic!

I loot a small pile of off-topic and it gives -1 topic!

So... did anyone else see Sober Thal got banned? Also you two have almost identical post counts.

 

[M0rp43vs]

Mother Russia has censored the above escapist.

Loot: 1 pet turret + some spare parts

captured ability: Opera singing voice

 

[black_knight1337]

Death by my creeper army

Loot: Toasty heart of toastiness (+15% fire resistance)

 

[M0rp43vs]

Death by hacking... while dueling a chainsaw and machete

Loot:several pounds of gun powder

Level up: Blockiness +4
HISSSSSSing+6

Capture ability:Self Destruct. One Use only

 

[black_knight1337]

Death by pedobear

Loots: Chocolate coins
om nom nom

Level Up: explosion radius +5

 

[M0rp43vs]

Death by pixelated wooden sword

Loot:some more gun powder
A sweet monicle(Class +40)
Nice Hat(Head protecion (0), Style +5)

Gained trait: Hissssssssing

 

[MartianWarMachine]

Death by Martian Heat Ray.

Let's see, what do we have here...

Hmm, a pair of red eyes, pointy ears, and... that red scarf-thing?

*Takes the loot back to the lab and adds the stuff to the gene pool and wardrobe respectively*