Loot and Level up

[Best of the 3]

Death by Martian Heat Ray.

Let's see, what do we have here...

Hmm, a pair of red eyes, pointy ears, and... that red scarf-thing?

*Takes the loot back to the lab and adds the stuff to the gene pool and wardrobe respectively*

*Kills with death glomp* :3

*takes a cyborg hand.... GAH!! D:

 

[Dr.Susse]

Use skill: Eye poke.

Steal item Tea.

Flee.

 

[Best of the 3]

*Electric shock to the face*

Loots your... actually, you can keep it.

 

[MartianWarMachine]

Not mah heat ray hand! D:

*Kills with esanguination*

I loot... YOUR BLOOD! >:3

Also *Snatches the hand back*

MAH HAND! D:<

*Re-attaches hand*

 

[One Seven One]

I kill you with SCIENCE! >:3

I loot your alien technology.

+15 to SCIENCE.

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

I keel with a rabid bear to the face!

I loot your horns.

+5 Defense

+5 Headbutting Powah

+5 Horn Innuendos

 

[Dr.Susse]

Murder by rhyming (It's all in the timing)

I loot your long hair.

+1 Mullet.

 

[M0rp43vs]

death by tickling

I loot your...

...yea, whatever that is

Age+10

 

[PixelKing]

Die with old age.

+10 lazy twat.

 

[M0rp43vs]

Death by sloth. More specifically, Kaiju-sized 3-toed Bear-sloth

Loot: Pixel crown (Hat, Charisma +1)
Description: The wearer becomes the next king of pixels

 

[PixelKing]

Kill you in a uprising.

Loot:Regained the crown, Strand of hair.
Level up:+10 Leadership.
+999999999999999999 Kingyness.

 

[One Seven One]

Decapitates you with an axe

I loot a beard.. <.<

+5 mercilessness

 

[M0rp43vs]

Death by hot coffee

Loot:Weird symbol(unidentified, use a rod of identification)
Level up
+Coffee making skill

 

[MartianWarMachine]

Death by several tonnes of steel smushing your fleshy vessel into a fine red paste!

Loot: More DNA.

...That's about it.

Level up: +10 to morality.

New brain slot active: Pre-frontal cortex.

FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

 

[kijo98]

Death by random nuke

Loot: Radiation Sickness

Level up: +10 to explosions

 

[M0rp43vs]

Use technique:self destruct
Kijo98 has been vaporised in the blast

Level up:
Death +100%

Loot: Halo

 

[Best of the 3]

Pours boiling tea on you :3

Loots all your chocolate coins

 

[M0rp43vs]

DAMN YOU!
Used righteous rage
M blacked out
M woke up covered in blood and gore

Loot:A cup of Unidentified tea(It smells delicious. careful, it's hot. Use a scroll of identify)
A comfy seat(It has "Ciel" written on it)

 

[ERROR989]

Uses my silly hat

OVAR 9000 DAMAGE!

You Win!
Level Up!
+ 15 Silly Hat Power

 

[Best of the 3]

I stare you down... or something x3

Loot: Your silly hat. I've always needed an awesome silly hat.