Lore be damned!

[loc978]

Star Wars.
Harvey Korman in drag... among other things.

 

[Proverbial Jon]

so while we are pretending things don't exist because they don't make sense or are stupid:
deus ex invisible war
devil may cry 2
ever resident evil game except 1 and 4
the weird new homm universe
giant space lasers of understanding
the last c&c (the dumb one)
the "climax" of dragon age 2
...

that's what i could think of right now, i may come back later

Lol. Pretending whole games don't exist is a little bit different to changing small storyline details within them. But I can see your reasoning behind pretty much all those choices. But no love for Resident Evil 3?

 

[Vanitas likes Bubbles]

I tend to try and ignore the lore in Fallout 3 and New Vegas, just because it helps the role playing a bit. For the same reason Dragon Age. I have yet to play DA2.

I was going to say Kingdom Hearts lore but it's so confusing that I just wanted to comprehend it.

 

[SilverBullets000]

I tend to do the same thing for the poke'mon main character, just pretending he's the same guy that keeps moving to different locations and losing his poke'mon...I always imagined he was very angry at the start of each adventure, too. I imagine most people would be after losing a lv.80 main poke'mon...8 different times.

 

[this account is gay]

Well, all of my Elder Scrolls characters are the same.

9-Toes the Second, and his adventures in Tamriel.

(Going to test the spoiler thing, I'm not sure how to do it. If I get this wrong, someone please correct me on this)

Spoiler

Arrested
Killed all of Seyda Neen
Killed all of Balmora
Killed a god.
Jumped over a mountain
Jumped over more mountains
Saved all of the Argonian slaves. (Not the cats. Ugly hairy things...)
Killed all Dark elves.
Woke up in a prison 20 years later.
Instantly became a Klepto.
Bought every house in Cyrodill.
Commit genocide again, this time of Imperials.
Said hello to Sheogorath.
Tried to kill him.
Died.
Rewound time to before killing him.
Threw a hat at him instead.
Left Sheogorath in his chair.
Got bored. Fell asleep.
Woke up in a wagon 200 years later.
Saw a Fluttershy (Mod) attack Helgen.
Ran to Dragonsreach.
Found Pinkie Pie helmet and gauntlets. (Another mod)
Disregarded the dragons.
Became a Klepto again. Joined the Thieves guild.
Murdered a mudcrab.
Killed a demon rabbit spewing hatred similar to that of a Dremora.
Started flying around, shooting people with a bow.

I would say that is a good list of achievements.
Disregarding lore is fun.

 

[Proverbial Jon]

Well, all of my Elder Scrolls characters are the same.

9-Toes the Second, and his adventures in Tamriel.

(Going to test the spoiler thing, I'm not sure how to do it. If I get this wrong, someone please correct me on this)

Spoiler

Arrested
Killed all of Seyda Neen
Killed all of Balmora
Killed a god.
Jumped over a mountain
Jumped over more mountains
Saved all of the Argonian slaves. (Not the cats. Ugly hairy things...)
Killed all Dark elves.
Woke up in a prison 20 years later.
Instantly became a Klepto.
Bought every house in Cyrodill.
Commit genocide again, this time of Imperials.
Said hello to Sheogorath.
Tried to kill him.
Died.
Rewound time to before killing him.
Threw a hat at him instead.
Left Sheogorath in his chair.
Got bored. Fell asleep.
Woke up in a wagon 200 years later.
Saw a Fluttershy (Mod) attack Helgen.
Ran to Dragonsreach.
Found Pinkie Pie helmet and gauntlets. (Another mod)
Disregarded the dragons.
Became a Klepto again. Joined the Thieves guild.
Murdered a mudcrab.
Killed a demon rabbit spewing hatred similar to that of a Dremora.
Started flying around, shooting people with a bow.

I would say that is a good list of achievements.
Disregarding lore is fun.

Fantastic! When I'm not playing as my main character I won't accept that any other character is the Dragonborn. So I refuse the main quest and pretend that all the Dragonborn nonsense is happening to my main character elsewhere in Skyrim. Then I can get back to murdering people.

Oh and I'm pretty certain klepto is a huge problem across all of Tamriel. I just can't stop my character from picking up everything she sees. EVERYTHING.

 

[this account is gay]

Well, all of my Elder Scrolls characters are the same.

9-Toes the Second, and his adventures in Tamriel.

(Going to test the spoiler thing, I'm not sure how to do it. If I get this wrong, someone please correct me on this)

Spoiler

Arrested
Killed all of Seyda Neen
Killed all of Balmora
Killed a god.
Jumped over a mountain
Jumped over more mountains
Saved all of the Argonian slaves. (Not the cats. Ugly hairy things...)
Killed all Dark elves.
Woke up in a prison 20 years later.
Instantly became a Klepto.
Bought every house in Cyrodill.
Commit genocide again, this time of Imperials.
Said hello to Sheogorath.
Tried to kill him.
Died.
Rewound time to before killing him.
Threw a hat at him instead.
Left Sheogorath in his chair.
Got bored. Fell asleep.
Woke up in a wagon 200 years later.
Saw a Fluttershy (Mod) attack Helgen.
Ran to Dragonsreach.
Found Pinkie Pie helmet and gauntlets. (Another mod)
Disregarded the dragons.
Became a Klepto again. Joined the Thieves guild.
Murdered a mudcrab.
Killed a demon rabbit spewing hatred similar to that of a Dremora.
Started flying around, shooting people with a bow.

I would say that is a good list of achievements.
Disregarding lore is fun.

Fantastic! When I'm not playing as my main character I won't accept that any other character is the Dragonborn. So I refuse the main quest and pretend that all the Dragonborn nonsense is happening to my main character elsewhere in Skyrim. Then I can get back to murdering people.

Oh and I'm pretty certain klepto is a huge problem across all of Tamriel. I just can't stop my character from picking up everything she sees. EVERYTHING.

Kleptomania seems to be a problem for every Elder Scrolls character, ever. For everyone.

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