[small] Disclaimer: This is a joke, and since I was just probated for a joke I am putting this here for people who can't identify a joke when they see it[/small]
Love is like unicorns. A very pleasant idea, but ultimately a bunch of bullshit.
Oh, sure, you can try to fake it as much as you want. You can even convince yourself your cheap imitation is real.
But it is a lie. And it will always be a lie.
Love is like a stream, you flow with it. Sometimes it can disappear underground but just as easily spring up again, and swells with every growing moment... hopefully.
Love is like portal (the game).. you get enticed by the prospect of cake by a mysterious woman's voice.. then later on she tries to get rid of you after shes finished using you..
"The Encyclopedia Galactica chapter on love states that it is far too complicated to define. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has this to say on the subject of love: avoid if at all possible."
Note* Love is me. Seriously! My last name is D'Amours.
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