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El Poncho

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Love is like a gay man, a pain in the arse.

[small] Disclaimer: This is a joke, and since I was just probated for a joke I am putting this here for people who can't identify a joke when they see it[/small]
 

hazabaza1

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Love is what?
Don't baby me, hurt
Baby me hurt
more no

Or something.
 

fgdfgdgd

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Love is like being shanked in the prison yard, you're more than likely to die surrouned by the people that fucked you over


[small]....and under, and-oh you get the point-*waggles eyebrows suggestively*[/small]
 

Monkfish Acc.

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Love is like unicorns. A very pleasant idea, but ultimately a bunch of bullshit.
Oh, sure, you can try to fake it as much as you want. You can even convince yourself your cheap imitation is real.
But it is a lie. And it will always be a lie.
 

Wayward Man

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Love is like a venus fly trap, looks good at first but very quickly unclear suffering appears on the horizon.
 

Lord Kloo

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Love is like sex..

You're all nervous at the start but once you get into it it's really awesome, but eventually you either break away or end up with a big mess..

Not the best metaphor that I ever invented but it had to be said..

It should be noted that this is totally hypothetical..
 

ParkourMcGhee

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Love is what you make it.

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Love is like a stream, you flow with it. Sometimes it can disappear underground but just as easily spring up again, and swells with every growing moment... hopefully.
 

Lord Kloo

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Oh another one..

Love is like portal (the game).. you get enticed by the prospect of cake by a mysterious woman's voice.. then later on she tries to get rid of you after shes finished using you..

A bit overly complex I'm sure..
 

Redlin5_v1legacy

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Anyway, love is something I cannot describe. It is an angry tiger and a playful kitten at the same time.

Love is hell.... but it is worth every moment of it.
 

Random Argument Man

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Alright, I'm cheating a little

"The Encyclopedia Galactica chapter on love states that it is far too complicated to define. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has this to say on the subject of love: avoid if at all possible."


Note* Love is me. Seriously! My last name is D'Amours.
 

Jaranja

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Disaster Button said:
Why can't love just be love?
That's what I thought!

Anyway:

Love, love is a verb
Love is a doing word...

Are we not doing this? :(