Love

[S.R.S.]

"Good woman do 71 things.... cook clean and 69"- Confucius

"It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl."

 

[daftalchemist]

What i am about to post might be offensive to most people.

If you know it's going to be offensive to MOST people, don't post it! It's not rocket science.

 

[AWDMANOUT]

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[TsunamiWombat]

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More interesting when he says it.

 

[Daipire]

Love is when you find a suitable mate and lay your eggs in their chest cavity, making sure to keep all vital organs in tact for the offspring to feast upon when they hatch.

Classic Nue!

Spoiler: Actually this is a classical Nue

you see, Nue are creatures from Japanese mythology...they're enemies in Okami too, under the name "Chimera" and they're common enemies in SMT games too.

But I digress, what? How is that quote a classic?

Weird, but at the same time sounds pretty smart.

 

[captain underpants]

I've given up on love. Next time I'm just gonna find a woman I hate and buy her a house.

(and I wish I could remember the comedian that said that so I could attribute it)

 

[The Hairminator]

Love is when you recieve and give lots of emotional pain. Willingly.

You can't love without being a masochist.

 

[Lucifer dern]

love is like trying to decided which suit to wear to ure devorce tribunial. ull get screwed, itll be awfull so in the end it dosnt matter.

 

[Daipire]

You have a very unusual definition of love then sir.

I would define love as when you, after you know everything of importance about a person, you realize that they make you truly happy.

I believe his Definition is From Knights of the old republic. HK-47 says it. If not then from another game i know i heard it somewhere else.

Love is never having to ask for the remote.
Love is a blind devotion to a person or object that probably won't return it.
Love is a joke that has no punchline.
Love is to close to insanity.
Love is ignorance.
Love is what a mutual Relationship is called.
Love is Beautiful and needed by all.
Love is unattainable.
Love is when all else fails it will stand alone and ready to fight.

WTF? am i poet or just insane?

Judging by your Homer Simpson avatar, I'll go with insane.

 

[Zeromaeus]

I'm sorry, I have to post it.

 

[crudus]

Love is the gift of oneself. It is a devotion. You promise to protect someone, to make them happy, and to cheer them up when they are sad.

 

[JPH330]

"Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come."
-Matt Groening

 

[Lust]

Love is like coffee.

Some love it. Some like it. Others hate it. Some haven't even experienced it yet. It also comes in a variety of flavors.

.............corny, but, what the hell.

 

[Mockingjay]

Love is a verb. Love is a doing word.

 

[Kamidarko]

Love is a word that people made up to explain why exactly we do not want to kill said person of our affection.
"Love is one of the easiest excuses for murder. If one were honest, then they wouldn't need any excuses, they would just do.[Love/Murder]"

 

[AngelSword]

What else is love but understanding and rejoicing in the fact that another person lives, acts, and experiences otherwise than we do??
-Friedrich Nietzsche (1844 - 1900)

Love is the difficult realization that something other than oneself is real.
-Iris Murdoch (1919 - 1999)

Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
-Matt Groening (1954 - ), "Life in Hell"