Just for the irritation of making a reference that won't die, this reference is perfect for this situation.
Hello Lulzsec,
I want to play a game. For years you have tormented others, hacking and causing chaos for the sheer 'Lulz' of your enjoyment. Hiding behind a computer monitor as you harass your victims for your own sick pleasure. You will find, a keyboard with razors for keys in front of you. You have sixty seconds to type a four paragraph apology to every company you have wronged. If you don't, the device on your head will snap, tearing your jaw from to show you how it is to really 'Lulz'.
Let the games begin.
-.cough.- Couldn't help myself.
Go Team Poison though. I wanna see it all go down. Especially since it's kinda getting annoying to watch Lulzsec make a mockery of themselves, even if they are revealing some shocking things about companies.
In any case. I'm good now. Threw my two-cents in. xD