Lying about homework

[_Janny_]

Best: my dog ate it. which ironically was true.

Funny how many times this story ends up being the actual truth. I had a mate in high school who was taking care of his first puppy. The next day he came in with his homework nibbled on everywhere. You could actually see the little teeth marks on the paper.

 

[Keepitclean]

"I left it at home" worked a lot, or "I forgot to print it off".

In year 7 amazingly the night before an assignment was due 70% of the classes printers would malfunction. This happened every two weeks.

I kid you not, we had to hand in a project every two weeks. The teachers told us "highschool will be harder". I didn't do that much work until year 11. this helped me come to the conclution years 4-7 completely and utterly useless acemdemically.

Best excuse: I already gave it to you - this one works great if your homework is already late

Worst excuse: I don't care - year 7, This one might not count as it was the truth. I never gave a shit about school until year 11 when it became important.