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revolverwolf

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In an investigation, Batman arbitrarily crashes through your window. The shock of it causes your heart to explode.

{Toast}
 

Subzerowings

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revolverwolf said:
In an investigation, Batman arbitrarily crashes through your window. The shock of it causes your heart to explode.

{Toast}
You wake up to find out that sadly, the toast is a lie.
Not knowing what you're going to eat for breakfast, you die in the zombie apocalypse.

{Monolith}
 
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Subzerowings said:
revolverwolf said:
In an investigation, Batman arbitrarily crashes through your window. The shock of it causes your heart to explode.

{Toast}
You wake up to find out that sadly, the toast is a lie.
Not knowing what you're going to eat for breakfast, you die in the zombie apocalypse.

{Monolith}
You had an seizure during 2001: A Space Odyssey

{MOLE}
 

Fury Is Me.

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One of them takes me to the underground city of the mole people. Where I gget slowly cooked for stew.

{Giygas}
 

YoBadMama

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I didn't level up enough and I forgot to save my data. (Your talking about Earthbound, right?)

{Shoop Da Woop}
 

Broken Orange

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Not knowing what on earth "Glygas" is, you google it. You find out the definition of it and discover that it is, according to wikipedia, is the main antagonist of the video game series, "Mother". Curious why on earth that you would be killed by a fictional creature of a video game that you will never play, you continue living your life as if nothing will kill you. Five years later, after winning comic con tickets, you head to California. Once there, after enjoying yourself, you bump it to someone who is, surprisingly, cosplaying as Glygas. The person happened to bump you over the railings on the second floor, knocking you over to the ground floor, killing you.

While watching an internet video and eating a pretzel, a "shoop da woop" happened out of nowhere and caused you to choke to death.


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