Madness

[lwm3398]

PS: Oh, and this is coming from a farther-to-the-right-than-anyone winger.

Oh, ew.
I thought you were cool.

Cool? You talk about cool on a gaming forum?

...

I thought you were smart.

[small](That's joking nastiness.)[/small]

 

[Legion]

It's also a two year old article.

You suck more fun than whores s--you know what, that's probably best left unfinished.

Well, while I am not patriotic, I shall not be judged by having moronic people in charge of where I live.

I use the fun to power up my Death Beam, I have to get the energy somewhere you know, you seen the price of petrol lately?

 

[EscapeGoat_v1legacy]

Bwuh?

...I...I'm speechless...

I also have an allen key and bicycle lock key handy. Hmm...

In all seriousness, that's just completely stupid. Yay for us Brits and our pretty much unprotected nukes.

 

[Griff]

Lol I love Britain

 

[ddon]

i thought the british were peaceful.

 

[BasicMojo]

It won't stop being funny until this happens!

Ok?

Ah, XKCD...good times.

 

[DigitalSushi]

the story is like years old, and it states that "as of ten years ago", so ten years ago plus the age of the article means like, older than most of the people actually contributing to this thread.

And you young guns that shoot from the hip about how stupid the UK is now are the ones that don't know how to read a fucking date stamp.

 

[DigitalSushi]

i thought the british were peaceful.

You haven't spilled an English Man's pint on a saturday afternoon in a pub have you?, then you will see the wrath of the Brits.

Or beaten them at pool, they don't like that.

Or told them that "Hey football is just a game" after their teams lost the UEFA cup.

I find the brits very aggressive, they take offence to me being more handsome then they do, I got called a ****** for no reason on saturday just because I was looking good.

But they are fun, I mean they put tools in there garages, but their overpriced german saloon cars on the driveway, its great, its odd, but its cute.

 

[timmytom1]

Fucking hell, are we that retarded?

Well, yeah, but so are we. I mean, if you believe the article, we only updated ours to the "failsafe" system 10 years ago. What did we use before that? Zipties?

You`d be amazed at how effective zipties are at keeping things safe...

 

[Supraliminal]

*vigorous searching*

Where are all my allen keys?

 

[Golden Gryphon]

It did say it was over ten years ago. By now they'll have upgraded to... fuck, I can't think of anything ridiculous enough.

 

[XJ-0461]

Madness? THIS! IS! SPARTA!

Someone had to run that joke the whole way through.

But yeah, that's pretty fucking stupid. The fact that they can be launched without any official say-so is probably the worst part.

 

[lwm3398]

By now they'll have upgraded to...

A mass of kittens. Pissed of kittens. That are starving. And wet.

 

[Clashero]

...Looks like I'll be making a trip to Britain.

EDIT: Nobody gets to call America the stupidest country anymore.
Not after this.

We can still say America's got the stupidest inhabitants and the UK's got the stupidest government.

 

[awesomeemosewa]

i must be a very sick person couse this is cheering me up big time^^

 

[messy]

And here I was expecting a 2-Tone thread...

So was I actually, saw the specials on Saturday and they were pretty good.

OT; I figure it was a WTF deterrent, Imagine you're a terrorist set on obtaining a nuke only to be confronted by a bike lock you'll think "there's no way a real nuke is in there"